The 22 Worst Possible Taglines for Upcoming Movies

It can't be easy to summarize what's great about a movie with just a title, poster and tagline. We asked our readers to show us just how hard it can be by coming up with the worst possible tag lines for movies due to come out over the next few months.
The 22 Worst Possible Taglines for Upcoming Movies

It can't be easy to summarize what's great about a movie with just a title, poster and tagline. We asked our readers to show us just how hard it can be by coming up with the worst possible tag lines for movies due to come out over the next few months. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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The 22 Worst Possible Taglines for Upcoming Movies
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The 22 Worst Possible Taglines for Upcoming Movies
The 22 Worst Possible Taglines for Upcoming Movies
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