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  • Real Name: Daniel.
  • Location: California
  • Member Since: September 3rd, 2007
  • Last Seen: August 28th, 2014 7:26 am
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About daniel.

I am the Head Writer and Creative Director of Video for Cracked.com. Order my book, right here: http://www.amazon.com/How-Fight-Presidents-Defending-Yourself/dp/038534757X/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1373931145&sr=1-1&keywords=how+to+fight+presidents

I am the co-creator/co-writer/co-star of Agents of Cracked and Cracked: After Hours and a number of other sketches that you skipped because the ad was too long and the video didn't quite load properly. I've been with the site since before it was cool, which is to say, 2007-Present.

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