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  • Real Name: Daniel.
  • Location: California
  • Member Since: September 3rd, 2007
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Election 2012

About daniel.

I am the Senior Writer of Cracked.com and co-creator/co-writer/co-star of Agents of Cracked and Cracked: After Hours. I've been with the site since before it was cool, which is to say, 2007-Present.

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I also hate pregnant women.

Articles

  1. Agents of Cracked Series Finale: Live Chat!
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim
    23,196 views
  2. Live Chat With Dan & Michael 2
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim
    19,441 views
  3. Live Chat with Dan & Michael - Archive
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim
    35,619 views
  4. Why Humanity Can't Get Past The 7 Deadly Sins
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Mark M., Ashley Neal
    921,895 views
  5. 9 Major Stories Everyone Got Wrong This Year
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Robert Brockway, Jack O'Brien, Kristi Harrison, David Wong
    2,244,187 views
  6. 6 Insanely Awesome Things The 1900s Thought We'd Have by Now
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Robert Brockway
    1,926,686 views
  7. Agents of Cracked: A Daring Tale of Sex, Idiocy and Revenge
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim
    128,481 views
  8. 2008: The Year the Geeks Took Over
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Jack O'Brien, David Wong
    597,062 views
  9. 5 Presidential Elections Even Dumber Than This One (Somehow)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    875,822 views
  10. 5 Famous Inventors (Who Stole Their Big Idea)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,088,556 views
  11. The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    9,895,182 views
  12. 2007: Seven Things We Should Pretend Never Happened
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    2,493,666 views
  13. Mercy Kill: 6 Shows (Thankfully) Canceled After One Episode
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    574,395 views
  14. 7 Great Men in History (And Why You Should Hate Them)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,620,671 views
  15. 6 Movie Formulas That Must Be Stopped
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,132,355 views
  16. Five Lessons Learned from Watching Die Hard
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    310,707 views

Columns

  1. The 4 Types of TV Shows That Need to Go Away
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    893,257 views
  2. 4 Bizarrely Specific Rules That Exist in Movie Universes
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Mike Dillon
    964,526 views
  3. 4 Randomly Hilarious Pieces of Found Comedy on the Internet
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    752,878 views
  4. 4 Bad Movies That Could Be Awesome Remakes
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    866,658 views
  5. 3 Insane Spider-Man Movies You Won't Believe Almost Got Made
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    500,429 views
  6. 10 Behind-the-Scenes Photos That Make the Movie Better
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    753,092 views
  7. 4 Free Games You Can Play to Make Life More Interesting
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    758,933 views
  8. The 3 Fictional Presidents We Could Use Right Now
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    523,804 views
  9. 4 Difficult Ways to Simplify Your Life (That Are Worth It)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    823,251 views
  10. 4 Simple Rules for Not Screwing Up a 'Die Hard' Sequel
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    380,971 views
  11. 3 Movies They Don't Make Anymore (But Really Should)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    858,851 views
  12. 4 Things Hollywood Gets Wrong About the Holidays
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    600,755 views
  13. 5 Videos That Will Brighten Your Day
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    577,079 views
  14. How a Movie from the '90s Predicted the 2012 Election
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    480,499 views
  15. 4 Twilight Movies According to Someone Who Hasn't Seen Them
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    651,299 views
  16. The 4 Most Impressively Weird Sex Lives of U.S. Presidents
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,007,384 views
  17. 4 Pop Culture Arguments That Need to be Retired
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,073,249 views
  18. The 3 Worst Side Effects of Every Presidential Election
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    402,788 views
  19. 3 Bizarrely Specific Job Trends in Movies
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    865,625 views
  20. 3 Reasons We Need to Reexamine How We Elect Presidents
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    633,289 views
  21. 4 Reality Shows Too Awesome to Actually Exist
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    648,239 views
  22. 4 Words That Someone Should Have Invented by Now
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    616,493 views
  23. 4 Things I Wish I'd Known as an Awkward High Schooler
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    898,301 views
  24. 3 Things We Have to Accept About Life After Nolan's Batman
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    805,426 views
  25. Why Journalism Is Screwed (And Obsessed With Dinosaur Sex)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    280,157 views
  26. A Series of Emails from Prometheus' New Tech Guy
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    304,100 views
  27. 5 Awful Official Websites of People Who Should Know Better
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    910,996 views
  28. 4 Things You Shouldn't Do With the Internet
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    916,156 views
  29. 4 Ways the Face-Eater Zombie Craze Proves the Media's Broken
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    835,061 views
  30. 3 Kinds of People the Internet Accidentally Invented
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    902,613 views
  31. The 5 Worst Attempts to Start a Catchphrase in Rap History
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    682,041 views
  32. 4 Artists Who Should Probably Just Take a Break for a While
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,476,705 views
  33. Why It Sucks to Be Ant-Man: The Forgotten Avenger
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    316,979 views
  34. 15 Behind the Scenes Photos That Ruin the Movie
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,216,081 views
  35. 4 Fun Places That Are Terrifying for Awkward People
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    772,976 views
  36. 4 Problems With Living in the 'Game of Thrones' Universe
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,292,364 views
  37. An Apology to the Town That I Turned into 'The Hunger Games'
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    259,886 views
  38. 4 Sequels Hollywood Should Have Made by Now
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,069,141 views
  39. 4 Famous Pop Culture Moments Everyone Remembers Incorrectly
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,652,024 views
  40. 5 Things Nobody Tells You About Adopting a Dog
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    797,430 views
  41. How to Fight Andrew Jackson: The Deadliest President Ever
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    245,145 views
  42. 4 Bizarrely Specific Stereotypes You Can't Help But Notice
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,144,732 views
  43. 5 Great Things Co-Opted by Douchebags
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    820,012 views
  44. 5 Reasons It’s Impossible to Find Funny Books
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    660,851 views
  45. 5 Places Where Society Inexplicably Breaks Down
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,065,104 views
  46. The 4 Biggest Missed Opportunities in Fiction
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,161,914 views
  47. 5 Movies Fixed With Just One Word
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,435,791 views
  48. The 4 Christmas Articles You'll See On The Internet
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    472,624 views
  49. An Open Letter to the NYC Cab Driver Who Hit Me
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    289,174 views
  50. 4 Signs of Adulthood for Reluctant Grown Ups
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    742,164 views
  51. 5 Jobs Everyone in the World Should Have at Some Point
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,175,685 views
  52. The 4 Worst Times to Be on The Internet
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    894,059 views
  53. 5 Official Websites You Won't Believe Are This Bad
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,109,333 views
  54. The 5 Most Baffling Career Moves in Hollywood
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,076,558 views
  55. 3 Reasons To Attend Comikaze (Even If You Hate Conventions)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    157,213 views
  56. 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,588,958 views
  57. The 4 Worst Things About Writing for the Internet
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    429,212 views
  58. 3 Internal Monologues from Bad Days in Presidential History
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    303,755 views
  59. 5 Situations That Are Secretly Terrifying for Awkward People
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,072,747 views
  60. 5 Innocent Words That Need to Be Banned from English: Part 2
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    970,337 views
  61. 4 Words That Take On New Meanings When You Get Older
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    901,093 views
  62. The 17 Craziest Tweets of Yoko Ono
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    604,699 views
  63. Ace Manheim: Meta-Detective ... Metective
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    100,171 views
  64. 4 More Things You Love to Discuss that No One Cares About
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    968,030 views
  65. Novelization of the Trailer for the Movie Battleship
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    214,856 views
  66. 4 Inexplicably Huge Internet Trends
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,144,121 views
  67. 6 Harry Potter Films According to Someone Who Never Saw Them
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,290,775 views
  68. It's Surprisingly Easy to Accidentally Pick Up a Prostitute
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    799,080 views
  69. 4 Reasons Why Trying Parkour Can Ruin Your Self-Esteem
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    573,191 views
  70. The 4 Most Potentially Badass Fathers Who Never Had Kids
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    720,800 views
  71. 4 Famous Authors and Their Hip-Hop Equivalents
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    639,948 views
  72. I Can't Tell If the World Is Being Serious Anymore
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    599,541 views
  73. 4 Fashion Tips For Being Left Alone This Summer
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    610,134 views
  74. Cooking For Your Nemesis
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    183,963 views
  75. 4 Reasons Apartment Hunting Sucks
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    504,415 views
  76. I Can't Tell If Movies Are Being Serious Anymore
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    568,729 views
  77. If Bruce Wayne Was More Like Other Guys
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    340,244 views
  78. Hey, Let's Fix The Internet
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    278,613 views
  79. 5 Terrible Situations for the Socially Awkward Man
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,492,322 views
  80. 5 Things They Never Told Us
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    2,076,570 views
  81. 6 Reasons We Should Be Way More Scared Of Ants
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    724,939 views
  82. Why You Should Wear Diapers to South By Southwest
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    147,380 views
  83. Charlie Sheen's Guide to Mental Wellness
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    460,517 views
  84. Abraham Lincoln: Portrait of a Crazy Badass
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    560,644 views
  85. Most Horrifying Writers Room Ever
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston
    320,073 views
  86. 4 Great Artists Who Make it Really Hard Not To Hate Them
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,453,449 views
  87. Ben Roethlisberger's Super Bowl Media Day: Translated!
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    118,047 views
  88. 5 More Great Book Ideas 'The Man' Is Too Afraid to Publish
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    588,056 views
  89. 4 Products That Only Exist in Movies
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,222,337 views
  90. A Series of Dispatches From Jersey Shore's New Intern
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    199,956 views
  91. 6 Disaster Movie Explanations For All These Dead Birds
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    463,893 views
  92. I Want to Put My Book Inside You: A Message to New Kindles
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    149,034 views
  93. My Brief Time As Rudolph's Best Friend
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    140,639 views
  94. Bridalplasty: The New Reality Show That Proves We're Doomed
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    299,043 views
  95. Happy Post-Thanksgiving! Why I'm Sleeping Naked In Your Fireplace
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    182,405 views
  96. Why The New Green Lantern Movie Looks So Familiar
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    270,462 views
  97. 5 Things You Love to Discuss That Nobody Else Cares About
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    1,078,303 views
  98. Why Spider-Man Is a Dick
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    335,907 views
  99. What If Randy Quaid Isn't Insane?
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    198,169 views
  100. Did Luke Skywalker Die a Virgin?
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    398,875 views
  101. My Time As A Trapped Chilean Copper Miner
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    146,647 views
  102. Cooking for Your Doomed Relationship
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    267,805 views
  103. If Other Cable Networks Had Picked Up Dexter
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    647,574 views
  104. How to Talk to Women (According to the Internet)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    475,770 views
  105. What Andrew WK's Twitter Taught Me About Life
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    262,247 views
  106. Why It's Time to Stop Paying Attention to Lady Gaga
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    501,241 views
  107. 4 Lessons Learned Infiltrating a Homeless Community
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    202,350 views
  108. Performing Stand-Up Comedy (With SCIENCE!)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    156,769 views
  109. 5 Tips for Making an Impression At Your First Sex Party
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    480,427 views
  110. 5 Steps to Writing Successful Suspense (With Glenn Beck!)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    208,649 views
  111. 6 Words That Need to Be Banned from the English Language
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    695,299 views
  112. 7 Workouts For Firming You Up And Creeping Everyone Else Out
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    402,501 views
  113. Twenty Years in the Life of Mel Gibson's Publicist
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    217,939 views
  114. Dan O'Brien: Facebook Detective
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    197,156 views
  115. My Brief Time as the Cat in the Hat
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    131,886 views
  116. Bros Icing Bros: Understanding This Ridiculous Phenomenon
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    475,241 views
  117. Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    207,683 views
  118. 8 (Terrible) Ideas for Shows to Replace 'Lost'
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    270,202 views
  119. My Brief Time As Iron Man's Sidekick
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    166,845 views
  120. The Downsides to Working With Sponsors
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    197,959 views
  121. Fastfood Meals for Failures
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    792,318 views
  122. Think Your Job Sucks? Steven Seagal Sued by His Sex Slave
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    210,460 views
  123. Learn Your Motherf#@kin' Science: A Textbook for Juggalos
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    555,487 views
  124. The Single Most Ridiculous Movie Premise Ever Made
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    422,208 views
  125. The Betty White Meme: When The Internet Stopped Making Sense
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    241,978 views
  126. Hollywood Has Reached a New Low (And It Is Awesome)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    300,287 views
  127. If The 'Space Invaders' Movie is Faithful to the Game
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    181,346 views
  128. If Tiger Woods' Apology Was Honest
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    345,551 views
  129. The Jersey Shore Porn Parody: A Critical Analysis
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    577,258 views
  130. The First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    320,241 views
  131. Why Conan O'Brien Should Write for the Internet
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    185,540 views
  132. Proposed Script for Spider-Man 4: The Grittiest Reboot Ever
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    276,930 views
  133. My Brief Time as an Avatar on Pandora
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    192,789 views
  134. Explaining 2009 to the Future
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    358,678 views
  135. The Night Before Christmas 09: Rated R for Language, Elf Sex
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    149,042 views
  136. Jersey Shore: Worst Thing to Happen to East Coast Since 9/11
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    568,092 views
  137. I Just Called to Say Stevie Wonder's About to Get Rolled On
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    89,231 views
  138. So You're Locked In a Room With Your Clone: Fight or F#@k?
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    615,045 views
  139. Genius or Insane? 8 Rejected Cracked Photoshop Entries
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    391,080 views
  140. Disney to Reboot Mickey Mouse, Internet to Make Fun of Them
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    185,908 views
  141. My Brief Time as Encyclopedia Brown's Partner
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    141,467 views
  142. So You Need to Disarm A Chimpanzee
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    195,821 views
  143. 5 Steps to Writing Successful Erotic Fiction
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    408,044 views
  144. 5 Great Book Ideas 'The Man' Is Too Scared to Publish
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    403,330 views
  145. How To Watch The Jay Leno Show (If You Absolutely Have To)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    155,503 views
  146. Why Obama Makes Americans Want to Stockpile Ammo
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    209,623 views
  147. What Future History Textbooks Will Write About Obama's '09
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    296,978 views
  148. Diary of a Rejected Peanuts Character
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    171,132 views
  149. How I Spent Last Night (According to Eye Witness Testimony)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    199,271 views
  150. A New Biopic That Asks: Did Wikipedia Murder Ted Kennedy?
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    105,757 views
  151. Pop Culture's Retarded Future: Stuff They're Actually Making
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    401,354 views
  152. Why You Are An Idiot for Not Watching 'Mad Men'
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    285,699 views
  153. Bill Clinton's Badass Equivalent: Bond or McClane?
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    137,840 views
  154. 4 Reasons to Hate Comic-Con
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    299,716 views
  155. If 'Twilight' Was About Dragons (And Contained More Fisting)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    394,707 views
  156. My Brief Time as a Student at Hogwarts
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    298,971 views
  157. Storyboards from Michael Bay's The Great Gatsby
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    371,842 views
  158. Proof That Porn Stars Are Smarter Than Most TV Executives
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    532,263 views
  159. Glenn Beck Loves Rape: An Impartial Look At His Comedy Show
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    293,121 views
  160. DOB Column Postponed
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    41,573 views
  161. What The Fuck Happened to TV?
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    541,343 views
  162. What if Kanye West is Retarded?
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    822,673 views
  163. A Series of Emails From Cyberdyne's New Tech Guy
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    819,198 views
  164. Don't Listen to Jenny McCarthy
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    307,636 views
  165. My Brief Time as a Crewmember Aboard the USS Enterprise
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    153,754 views
  166. 28 Days Later: The Swine Flu Epidemic
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    166,854 views
  167. The Guantanamo Bay Torture Memos: For Kids!
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    123,591 views
  168. Matthew McConaughey's Next 10 Movie Posters
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    517,339 views
  169. Taxes Chainsaw Massacre: How To Handle The IRS
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    91,519 views
  170. This Is What Happens When Twitter Writes a Book
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    125,002 views
  171. Fred Savage's Calls to the Girl Who Played Winnie Cooper
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    84,047 views
  172. The Indiana Jones Brainstorms: The Insane True Story
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    97,779 views
  173. Why Twitter Can be Dangerous...
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    48,616 views
  174. Nicolas Cage: A Career In (Baffling) Pictures
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    243,459 views
  175. My Heroic Quest to Attend the 'Watchmen' Premiere
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    48,181 views
  176. Ledger Wins! Jackman Ruins 'X-Men': An Oscar Recap
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    47,608 views
  177. Diary of a Confused White Man: Who the Hell is Tyler Perry?
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    45,576 views
  178. I Fucking Love Valentine's Day
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    67,397 views
  179. The Christian Bale Flip Out According to the Other Guy
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    61,448 views
  180. Cracked Officially Starts Feeling Sorry for MAD Magazine
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    78,536 views
  181. How to Write Next Year's Best Picture
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    24,532 views
  182. The First Rogue President (Cracked's Inauguration Recap)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    18,568 views
  183. Blogger Wins Weblog Award, Tells Rest of Internet to Suck It
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    27,686 views
  184. More Like WebLAME Awards. WebSTUPID Awards. For JERKS.
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    19,944 views
  185. 'Watchmen' Fan Cordially Invites Fox to Eat Several Dicks
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    82,187 views
  186. Letters From Santa
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    40,270 views
  187. 'Twas the Night Before Christmas 2: Christmasturbation
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    77,602 views
  188. The X Most Blankiest Somethings in the History of Whatever
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    80,179 views
  189. The First Thanksgiving: An Almost Graphic Representation
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    21,407 views
  190. This is Why You Don't Steal from Cracked
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    412,674 views
  191. On Inauguration Day White People Can Finally Be Cool
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    16,503 views
  192. Will You Marry Me, Kristen Wiig?
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    60,478 views
  193. "WESTSIIIIIIIIIDE!": How to REALLY Talk to Cops
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    54,571 views
  194. Leaked Excerpts from 15 Year-Old Miley Cyrus's "Memoir"
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    62,896 views
  195. Announcing the Candidacy of Plumber/Sixpack
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    10,107 views
  196. STOP SAYING JOE THE PLUMBER! Reactions to the Final Debate
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    10,639 views
  197. Cracked Liveblogs the Final Presidential Debate
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    7,952 views
  198. An Interview with McCain and Obama (In the Year 2012)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    35,738 views
  199. Cracked Liveblogs the Presidential Debate LIVE!
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    10,352 views
  200. The 19 Most Ridiculous Moments From the VP Debate
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    36,258 views
  201. How to Win the Presidential Debate: A Graphic Representation
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    14,581 views
  202. Dear Media: What's This Election About?
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    20,232 views
  203. White People Love Kanye West
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    41,985 views
  204. The Issue Sarah Palin Must Address: I Want to See Her Naked
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    65,540 views
  205. Labor Day: Exposed!
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    15,490 views
  206. Dan O'Brien Reviews Roseanne Barr's Blog
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    29,343 views
  207. Man Tries to Destroy Cracked, Receives Swift Justice (7 Years Later)
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    30,570 views
  208. Unknown Blogger To Challenge Google to Death Race
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    25,166 views
  209. It's Easier Than You Think to Accidentally Audition For Porn
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    78,588 views
  210. 4 Celebrities Who Just Might be Superhero Alter-Egos
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    138,675 views
  211. Five New Actors to Play Sherlock Holmes
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    16,968 views
  212. Independence Day: Exposed!
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    11,727 views
  213. The Shaq I Know
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    11,191 views
  214. An Infinite List of Reasons Anne Hathaway Should Turn to Dan O'Brien for Comfort
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    29,299 views
  215. Money-Saving Tips with Dan O'Brien
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    14,368 views
  216. The Boston Celtics vs Wonder Woman
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    10,165 views
  217. An Open Letter to Scientology Regarding the Evils of Miley Cyrus
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    26,495 views
  218. Magibon: A Crippling Addiction
    By: Daniel O'Brien
    12,965 views
  219. Mencia Mania Starts Here! (A Carlos Mencia Primer)
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