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  • Real Name: Daniel.
  • Location: California
  • Member Since: September 3rd, 2007
  • Last Seen: February 8th, 2012 1:34 am
  • Personal tag line: There's really no place in America for a celebrity of the First Rank.
  • Message board posts: 3,470

About daniel.

I am the Senior Writer of Cracked.com and co-creator/co-writer/co-star of Agents of Cracked and Cracked: After Hours. I've been with the site since before it was cool, which is to say, 2007-Present.

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I also hate pregnant women.

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  94. Money-Saving Tips with Dan O'Brien
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  97. Cracked's Dan O'Brien to Host Late Night?
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  98. Stop, Collaborate and Beat Your Wife
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  99. Eat Shit, Webbys!
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