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  • Real Name: Daniel.
  • Location: California
  • Member Since: September 3rd, 2007
  • Last Seen: May 15th, 2012 9:45 am
  • Personal tag line: There's really no place in America for a celebrity of the First Rank.
  • Message board posts: 3,791

About daniel.

I am the Senior Writer of Cracked.com and co-creator/co-writer/co-star of Agents of Cracked and Cracked: After Hours. I've been with the site since before it was cool, which is to say, 2007-Present.

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I also hate pregnant women.

Articles

  1. Agents of Cracked Series Finale: Live Chat!
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim | | 16,535 views
  2. Live Chat With Dan & Michael 2
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim | | 16,806 views
  3. Live Chat with Dan & Michael - Archive
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim | | 33,098 views
  4. Why Humanity Can't Get Past The 7 Deadly Sins
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Mark M., Ashley Neal | | 721,112 views
  5. 9 Major Stories Everyone Got Wrong This Year
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Robert Brockway, Jack O'Brien, Kristi Harrison, David Wong | | 2,044,987 views
  6. 6 Insanely Awesome Things The 1900s Thought We'd Have by Now
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Robert Brockway | | 1,766,012 views
  7. Agents of Cracked: A Daring Tale of Sex, Idiocy and Revenge
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim | | 123,055 views
  8. 2008: The Year the Geeks Took Over
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Jack O'Brien, David Wong | | 575,800 views
  9. 5 Presidential Elections Even Dumber Than This One (Somehow)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 745,520 views
  10. 5 Famous Inventors (Who Stole Their Big Idea)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 882,807 views
  11. The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 8,499,699 views
  12. 2007: Seven Things We Should Pretend Never Happened
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 2,273,011 views
  13. Mercy Kill: 6 Shows (Thankfully) Canceled After One Episode
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 508,407 views
  14. 7 Great Men in History (And Why You Should Hate Them)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 1,340,406 views
  15. 6 Movie Formulas That Must Be Stopped
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 940,955 views
  16. Five Lessons Learned from Watching Die Hard
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 246,924 views

Columns

  1. 4 Artists Who Should Probably Just Take a Break for a While
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 1,143,148 views
  2. Why It Sucks to Be Ant-Man: The Forgotten Avenger
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 277,431 views
  3. 15 Behind the Scenes Photos That Ruin the Movie
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 1,071,749 views
  4. 4 Fun Places That Are Terrifying for Awkward People
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 698,336 views
  5. 4 Problems With Living in the 'Game of Thrones' Universe
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 704,604 views
  6. An Apology to the Town That I Turned into 'The Hunger Games'
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 246,063 views
  7. 4 Sequels Hollywood Should Have Made by Now
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 978,447 views
  8. 4 Famous Pop Culture Moments Everyone Remembers Incorrectly
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 1,479,964 views
  9. 5 Things Nobody Tells You About Adopting a Dog
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 687,917 views
  10. How to Fight Andrew Jackson: The Deadliest President Ever
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 206,306 views
  11. 4 Bizarrely Specific Stereotypes You Can't Help But Notice
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 1,041,677 views
  12. 5 Great Things Co-Opted by Douchebags
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 788,290 views
  13. 5 Reasons It’s Impossible to Find Funny Books
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 620,387 views
  14. 5 Places Where Society Inexplicably Breaks Down
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 961,155 views
  15. The 4 Biggest Missed Opportunities in Fiction
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 1,000,631 views
  16. 5 Movies Fixed With Just One Word
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 983,967 views
  17. The 4 Christmas Articles You'll See On The Internet
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 461,155 views
  18. An Open Letter to the NYC Cab Driver Who Hit Me
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 275,191 views
  19. 4 Signs of Adulthood for Reluctant Grown Ups
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 722,701 views
  20. 5 Jobs Everyone in the World Should Have at Some Point
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 1,101,419 views
  21. The 4 Worst Times to Be on The Internet
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 855,922 views
  22. 5 Official Websites You Won't Believe Are This Bad
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 977,676 views
  23. The 5 Most Baffling Career Moves in Hollywood
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 987,076 views
  24. 3 Reasons To Attend Comikaze (Even If You Hate Conventions)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 152,583 views
  25. 4 Pieces of Relationship Advice Movies Need to Stop Giving
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 1,426,567 views
  26. The 4 Worst Things About Writing for the Internet
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 402,733 views
  27. 3 Internal Monologues from Bad Days in Presidential History
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 292,682 views
  28. 5 Situations That Are Secretly Terrifying for Awkward People
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 988,997 views
  29. 5 Innocent Words That Need to Be Banned from English: Part 2
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 845,234 views
  30. 4 Words That Take On New Meanings When You Get Older
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 843,306 views
  31. The 17 Craziest Tweets of Yoko Ono
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 497,299 views
  32. Ace Manheim: Meta-Detective ... Metective
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 97,244 views
  33. 4 More Things You Love to Discuss that No One Cares About
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 856,978 views
  34. Novelization of the Trailer for the Movie Battleship
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 205,435 views
  35. 4 Inexplicably Huge Internet Trends
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 1,056,842 views
  36. 6 Harry Potter Films According to Someone Who Never Saw Them
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 1,128,644 views
  37. It's Surprisingly Easy to Accidentally Pick Up a Prostitute
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 588,306 views
  38. 4 Reasons Why Trying Parkour Can Ruin Your Self-Esteem
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 533,195 views
  39. The 4 Most Potentially Badass Fathers Who Never Had Kids
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 682,491 views
  40. 4 Famous Authors and Their Hip-Hop Equivalents
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 614,306 views
  41. I Can't Tell If the World Is Being Serious Anymore
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 587,311 views
  42. 4 Fashion Tips For Being Left Alone This Summer
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 582,230 views
  43. Cooking For Your Nemesis
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 179,996 views
  44. 4 Reasons Apartment Hunting Sucks
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 491,948 views
  45. I Can't Tell If Movies Are Being Serious Anymore
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 508,635 views
  46. If Bruce Wayne Was More Like Other Guys
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 332,165 views
  47. Hey, Let's Fix The Internet
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 269,822 views
  48. 5 Terrible Situations for the Socially Awkward Man
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 1,296,956 views
  49. 5 Things They Never Told Us
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 1,808,379 views
  50. 6 Reasons We Should Be Way More Scared Of Ants
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 681,205 views
  51. Why You Should Wear Diapers to South By Southwest
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 144,400 views
  52. Charlie Sheen's Guide to Mental Wellness
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 455,361 views
  53. Abraham Lincoln: Portrait of a Crazy Badass
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 495,134 views
  54. Most Horrifying Writers Room Ever
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston | | 301,319 views
  55. 4 Great Artists Who Make it Really Hard Not To Hate Them
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 977,155 views
  56. Ben Roethlisberger's Super Bowl Media Day: Translated!
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 115,940 views
  57. 5 More Great Book Ideas 'The Man' Is Too Afraid to Publish
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 558,522 views
  58. 4 Products That Only Exist in Movies
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 1,141,735 views
  59. A Series of Dispatches From Jersey Shore's New Intern
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 195,819 views
  60. 6 Disaster Movie Explanations For All These Dead Birds
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 453,753 views
  61. I Want to Put My Book Inside You: A Message to New Kindles
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 144,088 views
  62. My Brief Time As Rudolph's Best Friend
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 134,454 views
  63. Bridalplasty: The New Reality Show That Proves We're Doomed
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 275,957 views
  64. Happy Post-Thanksgiving! Why I'm Sleeping Naked In Your Fireplace
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 176,894 views
  65. Why The New Green Lantern Movie Looks So Familiar
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 265,135 views
  66. 5 Things You Love to Discuss That Nobody Else Cares About
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 1,006,337 views
  67. Why Spider-Man Is a Dick
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 316,691 views
  68. What If Randy Quaid Isn't Insane?
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 193,488 views
  69. Did Luke Skywalker Die a Virgin?
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 387,022 views
  70. My Time As A Trapped Chilean Copper Miner
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 143,837 views
  71. Cooking for Your Doomed Relationship
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 258,312 views
  72. If Other Cable Networks Had Picked Up Dexter
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 639,084 views
  73. How to Talk to Women (According to the Internet)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 454,987 views
  74. What Andrew WK's Twitter Taught Me About Life
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 244,204 views
  75. Why It's Time to Stop Paying Attention to Lady Gaga
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 476,144 views
  76. 4 Lessons Learned Infiltrating a Homeless Community
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 196,538 views
  77. Performing Stand-Up Comedy (With SCIENCE!)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 152,284 views
  78. 5 Tips for Making an Impression At Your First Sex Party
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 445,127 views
  79. 5 Steps to Writing Successful Suspense (With Glenn Beck!)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 203,079 views
  80. 6 Words That Need to Be Banned from the English Language
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 583,819 views
  81. 7 Workouts For Firming You Up And Creeping Everyone Else Out
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 391,970 views
  82. Twenty Years in the Life of Mel Gibson's Publicist
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 214,292 views
  83. Dan O'Brien: Facebook Detective
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 189,672 views
  84. My Brief Time as the Cat in the Hat
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 127,859 views
  85. Bros Icing Bros: Understanding This Ridiculous Phenomenon
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 447,093 views
  86. Is Charlie Sheen Invincible?
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 205,019 views
  87. 8 (Terrible) Ideas for Shows to Replace 'Lost'
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 265,134 views
  88. My Brief Time As Iron Man's Sidekick
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 159,487 views
  89. The Downsides to Working With Sponsors
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 194,174 views
  90. Fastfood Meals for Failures
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 754,028 views
  91. Think Your Job Sucks? Steven Seagal Sued by His Sex Slave
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 202,662 views
  92. Learn Your Motherf#@kin' Science: A Textbook for Juggalos
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 536,427 views
  93. The Single Most Ridiculous Movie Premise Ever Made
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 380,064 views
  94. The Betty White Meme: When The Internet Stopped Making Sense
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 223,842 views
  95. Hollywood Has Reached a New Low (And It Is Awesome)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 297,521 views
  96. If The 'Space Invaders' Movie is Faithful to the Game
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 179,049 views
  97. If Tiger Woods' Apology Was Honest
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 341,884 views
  98. The Jersey Shore Porn Parody: A Critical Analysis
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 518,676 views
  99. The First Talking Sex Robot: A (Terrified) User Review
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 297,503 views
  100. Why Conan O'Brien Should Write for the Internet
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 183,255 views
  101. Proposed Script for Spider-Man 4: The Grittiest Reboot Ever
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 268,516 views
  102. My Brief Time as an Avatar on Pandora
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 188,821 views
  103. Explaining 2009 to the Future
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 353,188 views
  104. The Night Before Christmas 09: Rated R for Language, Elf Sex
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 145,787 views
  105. Jersey Shore: Worst Thing to Happen to East Coast Since 9/11
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 554,443 views
  106. I Just Called to Say Stevie Wonder's About to Get Rolled On
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 88,345 views
  107. So You're Locked In a Room With Your Clone: Fight or F#@k?
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 523,668 views
  108. Genius or Insane? 8 Rejected Cracked Photoshop Entries
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 379,213 views
  109. Disney to Reboot Mickey Mouse, Internet to Make Fun of Them
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 182,842 views
  110. My Brief Time as Encyclopedia Brown's Partner
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 136,069 views
  111. So You Need to Disarm A Chimpanzee
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 178,741 views
  112. 5 Steps to Writing Successful Erotic Fiction
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 370,893 views
  113. 5 Great Book Ideas 'The Man' Is Too Scared to Publish
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 391,022 views
  114. How To Watch The Jay Leno Show (If You Absolutely Have To)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 152,618 views
  115. Why Obama Makes Americans Want to Stockpile Ammo
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 204,432 views
  116. What Future History Textbooks Will Write About Obama's '09
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 294,413 views
  117. Diary of a Rejected Peanuts Character
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 168,594 views
  118. How I Spent Last Night (According to Eye Witness Testimony)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 191,248 views
  119. A New Biopic That Asks: Did Wikipedia Murder Ted Kennedy?
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 104,045 views
  120. Pop Culture's Retarded Future: Stuff They're Actually Making
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 395,984 views
  121. Why You Are An Idiot for Not Watching 'Mad Men'
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 258,373 views
  122. Bill Clinton's Badass Equivalent: Bond or McClane?
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 135,419 views
  123. 4 Reasons to Hate Comic-Con
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 286,604 views
  124. If 'Twilight' Was About Dragons (And Contained More Fisting)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 369,036 views
  125. My Brief Time as a Student at Hogwarts
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 278,980 views
  126. Storyboards from Michael Bay's The Great Gatsby
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 362,946 views
  127. Proof That Porn Stars Are Smarter Than Most TV Executives
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 488,258 views
  128. Glenn Beck Loves Rape: An Impartial Look At His Comedy Show
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 289,979 views
  129. DOB Column Postponed
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 40,763 views
  130. What The Fuck Happened to TV?
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 496,409 views
  131. What if Kanye West is Retarded?
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 793,400 views
  132. A Series of Emails From Cyberdyne's New Tech Guy
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 788,575 views
  133. Don't Listen to Jenny McCarthy
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 294,631 views
  134. My Brief Time as a Crewmember Aboard the USS Enterprise
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 146,297 views
  135. 28 Days Later: The Swine Flu Epidemic
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 164,731 views
  136. The Guantanamo Bay Torture Memos: For Kids!
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 119,805 views
  137. Matthew McConaughey's Next 10 Movie Posters
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 452,843 views
  138. Taxes Chainsaw Massacre: How To Handle The IRS
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 90,124 views
  139. This Is What Happens When Twitter Writes a Book
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 122,892 views
  140. Fred Savage's Calls to the Girl Who Played Winnie Cooper
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 80,835 views
  141. The Indiana Jones Brainstorms: The Insane True Story
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 93,224 views
  142. Why Twitter Can be Dangerous...
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 45,889 views
  143. Nicolas Cage: A Career In (Baffling) Pictures
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 196,423 views
  144. My Heroic Quest to Attend the 'Watchmen' Premiere
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 45,965 views
  145. Ledger Wins! Jackman Ruins 'X-Men': An Oscar Recap
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 46,750 views
  146. Diary of a Confused White Man: Who the Hell is Tyler Perry?
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 41,085 views
  147. I Fucking Love Valentine's Day
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 63,759 views
  148. The Christian Bale Flip Out According to the Other Guy
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 50,929 views
  149. Cracked Officially Starts Feeling Sorry for MAD Magazine
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 74,479 views
  150. How to Write Next Year's Best Picture
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 23,880 views
  151. The First Rogue President (Cracked's Inauguration Recap)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 17,778 views
  152. Blogger Wins Weblog Award, Tells Rest of Internet to Suck It
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 26,376 views
  153. More Like WebLAME Awards. WebSTUPID Awards. For JERKS.
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 19,161 views
  154. 'Watchmen' Fan Cordially Invites Fox to Eat Several Dicks
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 77,613 views
  155. Letters From Santa
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 37,521 views
  156. 'Twas the Night Before Christmas 2: Christmasturbation
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 73,396 views
  157. The X Most Blankiest Somethings in the History of Whatever
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 70,034 views
  158. The First Thanksgiving: An Almost Graphic Representation
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 20,352 views
  159. This is Why You Don't Steal from Cracked
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 342,832 views
  160. On Inauguration Day White People Can Finally Be Cool
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 15,441 views
  161. Will You Marry Me, Kristen Wiig?
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 57,170 views
  162. "WESTSIIIIIIIIIDE!": How to REALLY Talk to Cops
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 51,852 views
  163. Leaked Excerpts from 15 Year-Old Miley Cyrus's "Memoir"
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 60,282 views
  164. Announcing the Candidacy of Plumber/Sixpack
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 9,634 views
  165. STOP SAYING JOE THE PLUMBER! Reactions to the Final Debate
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 9,973 views
  166. Cracked Liveblogs the Final Presidential Debate
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 7,640 views
  167. An Interview with McCain and Obama (In the Year 2012)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 31,509 views
  168. Cracked Liveblogs the Presidential Debate LIVE!
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 9,192 views
  169. The 19 Most Ridiculous Moments From the VP Debate
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 33,105 views
  170. How to Win the Presidential Debate: A Graphic Representation
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 14,020 views
  171. Dear Media: What's This Election About?
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 19,684 views
  172. White People Love Kanye West
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 32,752 views
  173. The Issue Sarah Palin Must Address: I Want to See Her Naked
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 62,832 views
  174. Labor Day: Exposed!
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 14,980 views
  175. Dan O'Brien Reviews Roseanne Barr's Blog
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 27,811 views
  176. Man Tries to Destroy Cracked, Receives Swift Justice (7 Years Later)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 28,496 views
  177. Unknown Blogger To Challenge Google to Death Race
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 24,655 views
  178. It's Easier Than You Think to Accidentally Audition For Porn
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 68,149 views
  179. 4 Celebrities Who Just Might be Superhero Alter-Egos
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 123,659 views
  180. Five New Actors to Play Sherlock Holmes
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 14,992 views
  181. Independence Day: Exposed!
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 10,876 views
  182. The Shaq I Know
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 10,693 views
  183. An Infinite List of Reasons Anne Hathaway Should Turn to Dan O'Brien for Comfort
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 28,022 views
  184. Money-Saving Tips with Dan O'Brien
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 12,954 views
  185. The Boston Celtics vs Wonder Woman
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 9,637 views
  186. An Open Letter to Scientology Regarding the Evils of Miley Cyrus
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 24,900 views
  187. Magibon: A Crippling Addiction
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 10,604 views
  188. Mencia Mania Starts Here! (A Carlos Mencia Primer)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 21,779 views
  189. 5 Things The Cracked Readers Apparently Want to Read About
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 37,681 views
  190. ROFLCon, Another Nerd Party Cracked Wasn't Invited To
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 10,405 views
  191. I'm Better Than John Mayer at a Number of Things
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 10,796 views
  192. Cracked's Dan O'Brien to Host Late Night?
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 14,411 views
  193. I Challenge Hannah Montana to a Bare-Knuckle Boxing Match
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 17,970 views
  194. Stop, Collaborate and Beat Your Wife
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 17,111 views
  195. Eat Shit, Webbys!
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 21,649 views
  196. O'Briographicon: The Wave of the Future
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 16,610 views
  197. It's Just A Stupid Baby
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 14,429 views
  198. Boondock Saints 2: Bad Idea or Terrible Idea?
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 30,360 views
  199. I Will No Longer Sleep With Tina Fey If She Asks Me To
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 39,063 views
  200. Hannah Montana Should Date the Cracked Readers
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 16,633 views
  201. I'm Not Qualified to Write This Post
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 21,724 views
  202. The Greatest News Headline You'll Ever Read
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 18,788 views
  203. An Open Letter to Will Ferrell
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 13,527 views
  204. Miley, Mandy and Me (Hannah Montana's a Bitch)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 44,116 views
  205. Put Cage in a Cage, and This Week in Hating Hannah Montana
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 13,651 views
  206. 'Choking Game' Takes a Surprisingly Dark Turn
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 22,554 views
  207. Destroying Hannah Montana
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 16,937 views
  208. So Book-like, You'd Think It Was a Book (but it's not)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 17,231 views
  209. Freddy vs. Agent Cody Banks
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 21,807 views
  210. Books I Won't Be Reading
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 16,188 views
  211. Oops, I Have to Pee in a Cup
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 11,938 views
  212. Appalachian State Mountaineers for President
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 4,889 views
  213. Kanye West is Still an Idiot.
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 12,940 views
  214. Steven Seagal Is After The FBI
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 8,812 views

Videos

  1. 4 Things You Love to Discuss (That No One Cares About)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 368,101 views
  2. Agents of Cracked: A Chilling Tale of Drugs in the Workplace
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 188,258 views
  3. If The 'Atlas Shrugged' Trailer Was Honest
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Cody Johnston | | 238,513 views
  4. If TMZ's Reporters Were Self-Aware
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim, Cody Johnston | | 297,881 views
  5. Catch Up On 'Lost' (Via a 1920s Radio Show)
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim | | 209,754 views
  6. Changing the World: Harder Than it Looks (Feat. Aisha Tyler)
    By: Daniel O'Brien, Michael Swaim, BriTANick.com, Tremendosaur | | 187,373 views
  7. Worst Interview Ever (Featuring Michael Ian Black!)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 129,510 views
  8. The New '2012' Trailer Might Give You a Boner: DOB on HBN
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 165,064 views
  9. The Most Terrifying Sexual Harassment PSA Ever
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 273,620 views
  10. Worst Excuse Ever?
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 127,658 views
  11. Mug of Pens: The Coffee Mug (For Pens)
    By: Daniel O'Brien | | 97,937 views

Topics

  1. #Twitbook
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