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Real Name: Daniel.
Location: California
Member Since: September 3rd, 2007
Last Seen: November 7th, 2009 5:53 pm
Personal tag line: Knee-deep in cheap fiction.
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About daniel.

I am the Assistant Editor of Cracked.com. Follow the shit out of me on twitter:
http://twitter.com/DOB_INC

Press:

--Dan's Interview with The Campus Free Press [October, 2008] http://www.campusfreepress.com/Archived_and_Pressed.html

--Dan's Interview on KIRO Radio http://icestream.bonnint.net/seattle/kiro/2008/11/p_TBTL_with_Luke_Burbank_20081110_8pm.mp3

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I also hate pregnant women.

Daniel O'Brien has written 92 articles for Cracked

Disney to Reboot Mickey Mouse, Internet to Make Fun of Them
My Brief Time As Encyclopedia Brown's Partner
So You Need to Disarm A Chimpanzee
5 Steps to Writing Successful Erotic Fiction
5 Great Book Ideas 'The Man' Is Too Scared to Publish
How To Watch The Jay Leno Show (If You Absolutely Have To)
Why Obama Makes Americans Want to Stockpile Ammo
What Future History Textbooks Will Write About Obama's '09
Diary of a Rejected Peanuts Character
How I Spent Last Night (According to Eye Witness Testimony)
Worst Interview Ever (Featuring Michael Ian Black!)
A New Biopic That Asks: Did Wikipedia Murder Ted Kennedy?
Pop Culture's Retarded Future: Stuff They're Actually Making
Why You Are An Idiot for Not Watching 'Mad Men'
Bill Clinton's Badass Equivalent: Bond or McClane?
4 Reasons to Hate Comic-Con
If 'Twilight' Was About Dragons (And Contained More Fisting)
My Brief Time as a Student at Hogwarts
The New '2012' Trailer Might Give You a Boner: DOB on HBN

Gladstone faces off with Cracked columnist ...
6 Helpful Tips for Kidnapping the President's Daughters
Storyboards from Michael Bay's The Great Gatsby
Proof That Pornstars Are Smarter Than Most TV Executives
Glenn Beck Loves Rape: An Impartial Look At His Comedy Show
What The F*#k Happened to TV?
What if Kanye West is Retarded?
A Series of Emails From Cyberdyne's New Tech Guy
Jenny McCarthy: The Perfect Storm of Fame and Stupid
My Brief Time as a Crewmember Aboard the USS Enterprise
28 Days Later: The Swine Flu Epidemic
The Most Terrifying Sexual Harassment PSA Ever
The Guantanamo Bay Torture Memos: For Kids!
Matthew McConaughey's Next 10 Movie Posters
Taxes Chainsaw Massacre: How To Handle The IRS
Worst Excuse Ever?
This Is What Happens When Twitter Writes a Book
Fred Savage's Calls to the Girl Who Played Winnie Cooper
The Empire's Official Defense Strategy (A Flowchart)
The Indiana Jones Brainstorms: The Insane True Story
Mug of Pens: The Coffee Mug (For Pens)

A solution to all of your mug and pen related ...
Why Twitter Can be Dangerous…
The Nicolas Cage Movie Plot Generator
Nicolas Cage: A Career In (Baffling) Pictures
My Heroic Quest to Attend the 'Watchmen' Premiere
Dan O'Brien's Diary of a Confused, White Daniel
I F*#king Love Valentine's Day
The Christian Bale Flip Out According to the Other Guy
Cracked Officially Starts Feeling Sorry for MAD Magazine
How to Write Next Year's Best Picture
DOB Wins Weblog Award, Tells Rest of Internet to Suck It
More Like WebLAME Awards. WebSTUPID Awards. For JERKS.
2008: The Year the Geeks Took Over
'Watchmen' Fan Cordially Invites Fox to Eat Several Dicks
Letters FROM Santa
'Twas the Night Before Christmas 2: Christmasturbation
The X Most Blankiest Somethings in the History of Whatever
The First Thanksgiving: An Almost Graphic Representation
This is Why You Don’t Steal from Cracked
On Inauguration Day, White People Can Finally Be Cool

Yes We Can.
Will You Marry Me, Kristen Wiig?
"WESTSIIIIIIIIIDE!": How to REALLY Talk to Cops
Leaked Excerpts From 15 Year-Old Miley Cyrus's "Memoir"
Announcing Real Blue Collar Candidates: Plumber/Sixpack 08
An Interview with McCain and Obama (In the Year 2012)
Cracked Liveblogs the Presidential Debate LIVE!
5 Presidential Elections Even Dumber Than This One (Somehow)

Politics are stupid.
The 19 Most Ridiculous Moments From the VP Debate
Live Tonight! Cracked.com Liveblogs the VP Debates! LIVE!!!

So very live.
How to Win the Presidential Debate: A Graphic Representation
Why The 08 Election Media Would Fail High School
White People Love Kanye West: Why He Flipped Out (Again)
The Issue Sarah Palin Must Address: I Want to See Her Naked
Labor Day Exposed: The Real Reason You're Not Working Today
Roseanne Barr: Literally the Craziest Person on the Internet
Man Steps to Cracked, Receives Swift Justice (7 Years Later)
It Just Got a Little Less Awesome to be Google
It Is Incredibly Easy To Accidentally Audition For A Porno
4 Celebrities Who Might Just be Superhero Alter-Egos
Scientology Wants Miley Cyrus: So Which Should Be Scared?

Dissenting views from DOB and Swaim.
4 Reasons Carlos Mencia is the Funniest Man on the Planet
5 Disturbing Google Searches That Sent You Here in April
Eat Shit, Webbys!
5 Famous Inventors (Who Stole Their Big Idea)

Genius is all about knowing where to steal ...
Tina Fey Calls Out Daily Show, Faces Sexual Repercussions

Tina Fey lays down the gauntlet. And so does ...
The 5 Most Badass Presidents of All-Time

It used to be that to become president, you ...
The Week In Douchebaggery, Dan's Movie Reviews, and Other Fine Things: News on Cracked for 2/1/08
The Year in Douchebaggery

The 10 biggest douchebags of 2007.
2007: Seven Things We Should Pretend Never Happened

To the people who write the history books ...
Mercy Kill: 6 Shows (Thankfully) Canceled After One Episode

Doesn't every new show at least deserve a ...
7 Great Men in History (And Why You Should Hate Them)

A few truths about history's heroes thatwere ...
6 Movie Formulas That Must Be Stopped

We've seen the same recycled formulas year ...
From Cromulent to Craptacular: The Top 12 Simpsons Created Words

Think Shakespeare's got the market cornered ...
Five Lessons Learned from Watching Die Hard

Professor John Ã¢â‚¬Å“Fuck YouÃ¢â‚¬Â McClane ...

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