I am a part-time writer and new full time dad, although my wife may argue that point. My writing can also be found at calgarymovies.com because I feel the world needs to know what I think of every movie I see and also at gunaxin.com where I deliver more of the funny.
If you feel the need to reach me to comment on an article, or to offer me cash money to write something for you, I can be reached at shoguncdn at gmail.com.
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