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Real Name: PurpleTowel
Location: Plano, TX.
Member Since: April 25th, 2007
Last Seen: November 21st, 2009 2:15 pm
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About PurpleTowel

I write in between bouts of masturbation.

My blog is here, it details my quest to own a mobile bar:
towelcave.blogspot.com

Robert Evans has written 6 articles for Cracked

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7 Items You Won't Believe Are Actually Legal

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