LukeMcKinney

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  • Real Name: LukeMcKinney
  • Location: Wherever wireless and liquor licenses overlap
  • Member Since: November 22nd, 2007
  • Last Seen: February 8th, 2012 7:51 am
  • Personal tag line: www.lukemckinney.org
  • Message board posts: 214

About LukeMcKinney

Writer. Scientist. Alcohologist. Legend.

Articles

  1. 7 Reasons Vladimir Putin Is the World's Craziest Badass
    By: Luke McKinney | | 882,897 views
  2. 6 Studies That Prove Reality TV Is Causing the Apocalypse
    By: Luke McKinney | | 742,963 views
  3. The 5 Craziest Exploits of the World's Shadiest Politician
    By: Luke McKinney | | 609,391 views
  4. The 7 Most Terrifying Sex Toys Ever Patented
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,442,267 views
  5. 5 Reasons 'Gymkata' Is The Funniest Movie of the 80s
    By: Luke McKinney | | 264,731 views
  6. 8 Famous Fictional Archaeologists Who Suck At Their Job
    By: Luke McKinney | | 657,639 views
  7. 5 Reasons Bowser Is The Most Successful Video Game Character
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,483,127 views
  8. Umbrella: The Most Wasteful Movie Corporation Ever
    By: Luke McKinney | | 601,212 views
  9. 9 Video Game Easter Eggs That Took Years to Find
    By: Luke McKinney | | 3,570,068 views
  10. 6 Reasons Dolemite Is The Most Awesomely Bad Movie Ever
    By: Luke McKinney | | 337,519 views
  11. 7 Baffling Moments from The Worst Video Game Movie Ever
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,143,931 views
  12. How a Single Mr. T Movie Defined a Decade
    By: Luke McKinney | | 394,697 views
  13. Ireland's Only Kung Fu Movie (Is The Worst Film Ever Made)
    By: Luke McKinney | | 315,702 views
  14. 6 Objective Reasons The US Army Should Invade BP
    By: Luke McKinney | | 608,474 views
  15. Super Tecmo Bet: Predicting The Super Bowl With Video Games
    By: Luke McKinney | | 90,618 views
  16. 5 Ways People Are Taking Harry Potter Waaay Too Seriously
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,636,763 views
  17. The 8 Shittiest Transformer Disguises
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,039,074 views
  18. The 6 Most Retarded Police Standoffs of All Time
    By: Luke McKinney | | 661,208 views
  19. Instruction Manuals for the USS Enterprise
    By: Luke McKinney | | 293,481 views
  20. 7 (Stupid) People Who Sued the Scientific Method
    By: Luke McKinney | | 988,545 views
  21. The 7 Most Retarded Criminal Excuses of All Time
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,098,501 views
  22. 7 Kickass Sci-Fi Cancer Cures
    By: Luke McKinney | | 427,846 views
  23. The 5 Most Retarded Causes People Are Actually Fighting For
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,476,366 views
  24. The 7 Most Impressive (And Depressing) Geek Collections
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,774,174 views
  25. The 7 Most Hilariously Mismatched Superhero Battles
    By: Luke McKinney | | 718,435 views
  26. 9 Insane Cases that Prove the US Legal System Is Screwed
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,650,244 views
  27. The 6 Most Badass Stunts Ever Pulled in the Name of Science
    By: Luke McKinney | | 2,411,029 views
  28. 9 Devices That Are Clearly Compensating for a Small Penis
    By: Luke McKinney | | 488,888 views
  29. 6 Endangered Species That Aren't Endangered Enough
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,697,670 views
  30. 5 Books That Can Actually Make You Stupider
    By: Luke McKinney | | 671,796 views
  31. 6 Reasons the '70s Should Have Killed Us All
    By: Luke McKinney | | 156,413 views
  32. The 5 Stages of a Successful Relationship (in a Romantic Comedy)
    By: Luke McKinney | | 239,626 views
  33. 5 Recent Scientific Advances (And How They'll Destroy Us All)
    By: Luke McKinney | | 405,272 views
  34. Forum Safety Tips
    By: Luke McKinney | | 59,666 views
  35. From N00B to Nerd: The 4 Stages of Life on the Internet
    By: Luke McKinney | | 79,208 views
  36. The 5 Most Annoying Banner Ads On The Internet
    By: Luke McKinney | | 720,429 views
  37. Internet Safety Tips
    By: Luke McKinney | | 103,007 views

Columns

  1. The 7 Most Absurd Inventions in the History of Alcoholism
    By: Luke McKinney | | 584,723 views
  2. The 5 Most Ridiculously Sexist Superhero Costumes
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,267,868 views
  3. 5 Online Petitions That Prove Democracy is Broken
    By: Luke McKinney | | 609,514 views
  4. The 7 Stupidest Alibis in the History of Crime
    By: Luke McKinney | | 694,454 views
  5. 6 Video Games That Just Didn't Get It (And 6 That Did)
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,163,056 views
  6. The 7 Most Elaborate Dick Moves in Online Gaming History
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,745,231 views
  7. The 7 Dumbest Things Students Do When Cramming for Exams
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,983,232 views
  8. The 10 Most Insulting Things Video Games Charged Money For
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,148,997 views
  9. 6 Reasons Writing for the Internet is the Best Job Ever
    By: Luke McKinney | | 332,408 views
  10. 7 Famous Zombie Movie Weapons (That Would Get You Killed)
    By: Luke McKinney | | 967,396 views
  11. 8 Hilariously Insane Examples of Vladimir Putin Propaganda
    By: Luke McKinney | | 572,979 views
  12. The 8 Most Shameless Attempts to Cash in on 9/11
    By: Luke McKinney | | 749,690 views
  13. 9 Self-Defense Gadgets Your Mugger Will Find Hilarious
    By: Luke McKinney | | 701,860 views
  14. 7 Scientific Ways Coffee Gives You Super Powers
    By: Luke McKinney | | 675,933 views
  15. 5 Sequels Made By People Who Must Not Have Seen the Original
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,042,138 views
  16. 10 Stories About Donald Trump You Won't Believe Are True
    By: Luke McKinney | | 860,518 views
  17. 6 Scientific Reasons Social Networks Are Bad for Society
    By: Luke McKinney | | 727,473 views
  18. The 7 Biggest Dick Moves in the History of Online Gaming
    By: Luke McKinney | | 3,520,731 views
  19. The 8 Worst X-Men Ever
    By: Luke McKinney | | 1,200,233 views
  20. The 7 Worst Lessons 80s Cartoons Taught Us about Drugs
    By: Luke McKinney | | 704,019 views

Topics

  1. The Simple Reason Most Conspiracy Theories Are Bullshit
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 279,654 views
  2. The Map of America (According to Hollywood)
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 180,140 views
  3. The Biker Body Map: How Paramedics See Motorcyclists
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 160,765 views
  4. The Back to the Future Timeline (Of Questionable Decisions)
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 281,021 views
  5. Why Skateboarding Is a Bad Idea: a Chart
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 239,992 views
  6. Understanding The Complexities of NASCAR: A Flowchart
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 254,299 views
  7. The Two Types of Idiot Who Caused the Recession
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 168,403 views
  8. Every Video Game Controller Ever: A Diagram
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 287,254 views
  9. Why The Baroness Is The Ultimate Geek Dreamgirl
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 185,582 views
  10. The Social Networking Life Cycle: From Cool to Cash Grab
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 134,701 views
  11. The Questionable Logic Behind The Iron Man Armor
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 258,984 views
  12. Dancing With the (Very Loose Definition of) Stars
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 143,081 views
  13. The Quentin Tarantino Movie Generator
    By: Jack OBrien, LukeMcKinney | | 285,968 views
  14. If Windows 7 Installation Instructions Were Honest
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 252,709 views
  15. If Lottery Tickets Told the Truth
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 269,948 views
  16. Why Video Game Movies Suck (Explained With Mario Bros)
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 224,016 views
  17. Badass Showdown: Real Swayze vs. Movie Swayze
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 156,164 views
  18. The Bruce Willis Acting Method: Stay Inside The McClane Zone
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 179,682 views
  19. Anatomy of a Souped Up Honda Civic
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 148,026 views
  20. What Tila Tequila Would Be Doing Without The Internet
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 343,941 views
  21. If Monoploy Was Honest (About How Much Monopoly Sucks)
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 283,384 views
  22. Alien Encounters: The Fourth Kind is Just the Beginning
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 181,039 views
  23. Celebrity Medical Advice: No Medical Training Guaranteed!
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 84,475 views
  24. America's Credit Card Statement
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 164,479 views
  25. Why Dueling Was Better Than The Modern Legal System [CHART]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 159,401 views
  26. Evolution of Arcades: An Officially Extinct Species [CHART]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 170,128 views
  27. If Modern Games Were Around on the Atari [CHART]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 338,301 views
  28. A Lopsided Love Triangle: How Cats See Your Relationship
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 325,473 views
  29. The Evolution of Video Games Making You Look Stupid [CHART]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 205,796 views
  30. If Dead Rising's Sequel Has The Same Problems [CHART]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 124,710 views
  31. Air Jordan Sneakers
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 2,128 views
  32. Bourbon Whisky
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 1,105 views
  33. Battleship: The Unholy Trinity of Pointless Games [DIAGRAM]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 122,062 views
  34. Nintendo's Rejection Pile: 5 Proposed Mario Games [CHART]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 201,665 views
  35. Home Shopping Network
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 930 views
  36. The Question That Defined The 2010 World Cup [CHART]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 382,053 views
  37. Choosing a Casino Game: What Kind of Stupid Are You? [CHART]
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 193,475 views
  38. Free Credit Report
    By: LukeMcKinney | | 1,371 views

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