Luke McKinney
Luke studied physics until he found out how much fun writing was. Now he does both and is the happiest man in the world.
He still doesn't believe he gets paid to talk about drink.
Read more at www.lukemckinney.net
5 Atheist Arguments Which Aren't Helping Anyone
Too many atheists act like missionaries -- evangelizing at strangers who just want to live their lives, feeling and acting smugly superior because of their (non)beliefs, and insisting that a greater good justifies their asshole behavior.
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Your 23 Most Obvious Gun Control Questions (Answered)
No, Obama is not coming for your guns.
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7 Real Fast Food Items Only Insanely Rich People Can Buy
The best thing about a burger is how you can pile everything on a patty and just eat the shit out of it -- which is exactly what the $1,770 Glamburger does.
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6 Video Games That Failed Before You Pressed Start
The PC version of Batman: Arkham Knight was the worst Batman-related entertainment disaster since the Waynes went to see The Mask Of Zorro.
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5 Idiotic Things Science Shouldn't Have To Put Up With
Science isn't everything. It's given us a lot and granted wishes beyond ancient humanity's wildest dreams, but there are some things it just shouldn't have to do.
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6 Collector's Editions That Massively Screwed Over Gamers
When people waste money on collector's editions, we don't get to ask why gamers are treated like idiots anymore.
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5 Video Game DLC So Bad, They Should Be Considered Scams
Downloadable content is to games as cannibals are to surgery: Both are meant to make things better, but both can totally eat me.
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5 News Writers Who Are Bad Internet Comments Come to Life
Let's examine five types of deplorable Internet comments and the columnists from rather large institutions who are their living embodiment.
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5 Hilariously Petty Abuses Of Revolutionary Technologies
Technology is how humanity puts its smartest minds into its dumbest hands.
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The 5 Worst Flaws In Video Game Crafting Systems
Crafting systems have long been the Holy Grail of gaming. Which is why we're looking at the worst problems with them.
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7 Incredibly Biased Arguments Against Gun Control
Hi, and thanks for actually reading the text of this article, unlike the hundreds of gun owners already screaming in the comments.
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5 Ways Star Trek's Federation Was An Evil Empire
No matter how bad the movies got, it was the 'Star Trek' television series that showed how evil the Federation really was.
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6 Reasons There's No Escape From Hollywood Racism
'No Escape' could have just used #FFFFFF, the perfect RGB color code for this movie and also an acronym for the words spoken by anyone watching this bullshit.
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6 Insane Discoveries Straight Out Of A Sci-Fi 'Frozen'
Science is the coolest thing in the Universe, and it can prove it.
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6 Sexual Identities Everyone Still Thinks It's OK To Mock
Why do we use sex and computers to be such assholes?
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6 Early Access Games That Completely Screwed Customers
Early Access in gaming is just like the rest of the Internet: technology that started off as a great idea but is now full of dicks and scams.
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5 Reasons Even Gun Owners Should Hate The NRA
Listen, United States: You really need to stop the board of the NRA.
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4 Ways Plasma Technology Will Change The World
We've already seen some amazing plasma technologies, but the thing about the future is that there's always more of it.
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5 Ways 'Star Trek' Was Rebooted Wrong
Reboots. When they work they combine old fans with new viewers. When they don't they combine horror movies with asshole genies, bringing back exactly what you asked for but it's changed and awful inside.
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The 6 Problems With Third Person Shooters (Just Got Solved)
With all of my years of shooting people's faces clean off, on every platform imaginable, I can tell you that not only is the Wii U's 'Splatoon' a great game ... it's a literal savior.
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