I write for a living. I'm also very hungry. My humor not only has appeared on Cracked.com, but also in the Chicago Tribune, the Christian Science Monitor, the Wittenburg-Door magazine, FilmSchoolRejects.com and on comedy club stages in New York City, Columbus and Chicago. I also have not been able to afford food in sometime. My website is www.dannygallagher.net. I had to sell the last morsel of food I had so I could buy the website.