Cracked Archive
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Still Winces When She Watches the Elaine Dance
The irony: Louis-Dreyfus fancies herself a pretty good party dancer
Schadenfreude Fans Troll Tom Selleck After He Claims He Could Lose His Ranch
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- By Keegan Kelly
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The Writer of ‘Back to the Future’ Is Debunking Time-Travel Hoaxes on TikTok
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- By JM McNab
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A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
13 Comedic Anecdotes That Are Like Bedtime Stories for Adults
What if ‘Goodnight Moon’ were actually, ya know, funny?
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- By Jesse
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The 10 Best Burns From the Unaired 1977 Roast of Richard Pryor
‘Some people were born with a silver spoon in their mouth. Richard was born with one in his nose’
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- By Matt Solomon
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5 Phrases From the ‘British Monarch Causes of Death’ Wikipedia Page That Merit Closer Inspection
‘A surfeit of lampreys’
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- By Jesse
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5 Words We Only Use Because the Old Ones Were Too Dirty
People only started talking about light meat and dark meat because they were too embarrassed to talk about breasts and legs
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Marlon Wayans Says That Comedy Movies Will Make A Comeback
Wayans isn’t worried about the downswing of comedy films because movie trends are ‘cyclical’
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Cedric the Entertainer Quit Gambling After One Round of Golf With Michael Jordan
The ‘Barbershop’ star recalls His Airness and Charles Barkley betting 10 grand on each hole
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Thirty Years Later, Even the Writers of ‘Friends’ Don’t Know Who Coined the Phrase ‘Friend Zone’
Neither writer of ‘The One with the Blackout’ was able to take responsibility for the episode’s enduring impact
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- By Keegan Kelly
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Bill Maher Plans to Quit Stand-Up, ‘Like Cutting Off A Limb’
‘Well, or I could go back’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Was ‘Sixteen Candles’ Racist? Gedde Watanabe Didn’t Think So At The Time
‘I didn’t think it was stereotypical or racist. Isn’t that weird?’
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- By Matt Solomon
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Here Are The Jokes Nikki Glaser Didn’t Tell at the Tom Brady Roast
‘Proceeds from tonight’s show are going toward CTE research and the NFL’s coordinated effort to cover it up’
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- By Matt Solomon
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16 Times Jerry, George, Kramer or Elaine Killed Someone on ‘Seinfeld’
‘Manya died!’
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- By Brian VanHooker
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