Dr. Mister Prophet
A while ago, I wrote a piece about Reference Movies and wrote a fake trailer for something called Vampire Movie. That movie exists now, only it's called Transylmania. In another article I wrote about every joke the internet would make about balloon boy, I mentioned Lonely Island parodies, and how they're like making a Scary Movie-type spoof but all the jokes are about Blazing Saddles. Well that movie basically exists now, only it's called The 40-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall And Felt Superbad About It and instead of Blazing Saddles, it makes jokes about The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and Superbad. That's exactly the movie I want to see, a MOVIE THAT PARODIES SOMETHING THAT'S ALREADY FUNNY. Also, feel free to take a moment and relish in the fact that the movie's imdb page does not have anyone credited as a writer.
Sooooo, in honor of these two momentous occasions (and seeing as how I'm apparently some kind of terrifying prophet), I am going to give my pitch for the next logical step: a reference movie that I like to call The Scary Movie That Epic Movied While Date Movie Disaster Movied The Spartans Who Referenced Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4, and Scary Movie 5. I haven't seen all of the source material yet, so I figure for now the movie will follow the plot of Scary Movie.
Two Sample Jokes:
1. There's a part where the guy/killer/Spartan/tornado hasn't gotten any from the girlfriend who looks like Anna Faris and Alyson Hannigan (she is also an earthquake and a Spartan). They finally fuck, and the dude splooges himself all the way up to the ceiling and he's covered in that splooge he splooged. Then the splooge PUKES and says something like "It's a living."
2. So one of the hurricanes/Spartans that also looks like a Wayans brother is in the bathroom stall with his ear up to a glory hole, then a fake 'ol dick stabs him through the skull! Remember that? But WAIT! Then the dick pukes and is all "Wise guy, huh?" and then there's this big dance number with all of the flash floods and one of the Spartans that looks like a guy who looks like Topher Grace drinks a can of Dr. Pepper and says "i can has cheeseburger."
If you're not sold on the movie yet, you'll never be sold on it, so I'll leave it at that, but get ready to be embarrassed when this movie is inevitably made. Don't worry, I'll make sure to come back in 5 months when that happens and probably write something about "Article Movie," which is just a movie version of all the articles I have to end up writing about Reference Movies.
One last thing before I leave... In the interest of proving I'm a prophet, I want to present the following video. I made this in 1998, 10 years before The Dark Knight came out and 11 years before Christian Bale's infamous rant.
Bow to me.
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ReplyThis is getting a bit more subjective, but I much prefer the Zune Marketplace. The interface is colorful, has more flair, and some cool features like 'Mixview' that let you quickly see related albums, songs, or other users related to what you're listening to. Clicking on one of those will center on that item, and another set of "neighbors" will come into view, allowing you to navigate around exploring by similar artists, songs, or users. Speaking of users, the Zune "Social" is also great fun, letting you find others with shared tastes and becoming friends with them. You then can listen to a playlist created based on an amalgamation of what all your friends are listening to, which is also enjoyable. Those concerned with privacy will be relieved to know you can prevent the public from seeing your personal listening habits if you so choose.
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ReplyI really hope you aren't paying Cody, Cracked. At least not for his content. Maybe he's the office whore or something, I'm ok if you pay him for that.
ReplyWhen I read "The 40-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall And Felt Superbad About It," I thought: Wow Cody, that really was a bad joke. Then I realized it was real.
ReplyTDK think was OK; as for the rest of it... meh. Not really much there. It's just not funny.
ReplyThat video was funny, in the way YouTube videos are funny, which is good, you should do more of that, and less of the writing because your writing is still awful.
Reply"The Scary Movie That Epic Movied While Date Movie Disaster Movied The Spartans Who Referenced Scary Movie 2, Scary Movie 3, Scary Movie 4, and Scary Movie 5."
Really?
I am pleased you are a prophet, Cody. Good to hear.
ReplyPlease prophesis that no more of those films will exist. Dear god.
I hate to whinge when I can't claim that Cracked pays my salary the way it does his (do you want to Cracked?? Feel free...) but Cody just doesn't melt my butter aye. Come on sunshine, don't slap us in the face with your humour, if I wanted that I'd run into a brick wall with Pauly Shore painted on it
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