America Hey, Balloon Boy, where you at?
The News Yeah, lolz. You in that balloon?
Balloon Boy I can’t tell you, it’s for a tv show.
Ballon Boy’s Dad Shhhhhh!
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CollegeHumorThe two things I can think of that CollegeHumor might do with this is something actually called “Balloon Boy” where Balloon Boy is some kind of super hero. Maybe there would be jokes, but the production value would definitely be through the roof. They also might do some kind of song parody/music video. Maybe a parody of R. Kelly’s “I Believe I Can Fly,” because you already have the “flying in a balloon” angle, and if you make it “I Believe I Can Lie,” you can get in some good stuff about the hoax part of the story. The video’s production value would be through the roof. They’d also probably do the above Facebook joke.
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For some odd reason, the internet seems to be quite good at taking something already funny and using it for their own selfish gain. The worst offenders tend to gravitate towards the already-parodies-of-rap-songs songs of The Lonely Island. You’d think doing a parody of a parody is pointless, lazy, and lazy again, but people seem to love to do it, not realizing that they themselves are the actual joke put on display.
Sample dialogue behind this variety of genius:
“I got this funny idea for a song. It’s a parody of Amish Paradise. It’s called Amish Paralyzed and it’s about-““Wheelchaired Amish people, yeah, I get it.” “Right, but it would be to the tune of-“ “-Amish Paradise.” “Right, that parody of-” “Gangsta’s Paradise.” “Right.” “That’s brilliant.” “I also think we should do a Scary Movie-type spoof but all of the jokes would be about Blazing Saddles.” “Let me get my checkbook.” I’m going to save the internet the trouble and do their work for them: The Accompanied Continent - I'm On A Balloon I hope that’s enough for you, internet. Please stop talking about Balloon Boy. His parents do not deserve to have you talk about him. If you need one more, here’s my joke about Balloon Boy. It’s a one-question quiz that I think all news people should take before reporting on a story.
Where isn’t balloon boy?
A) A balloon.
B) Not a box in the attic.
C) Either of the above.
Somehow, no one ever gets an “A” on this quiz.
[Author's note: It fucking happened already. Sigh...]