So, please, lets just get these jokes out of the way, move on, and forget this horrid Balloon Boy thing ever happened.
The Viral Video Mashup
Any time the internet grabs a hold of something, it always feels compelled to put that thing beside all of the other things it has grabbed a hold of over the years. Seriously, YouTube should make a video called Christian Bale Freaks Out While Grape Lady Rick Rolls The Keyboard Cat, One Cup, and every time some new meme pops up, just tack it onto the end. Time should not be wasted on actually making these viral video mashups, so lets just agree that maybe we dont need to see something called Balloon Boy After The Dentist.
Balloon Boy On Different Websites
Balloon Boys MomandBalloon Boys Dadlike this
America Hey, Balloon Boy, where you at?
The News Yeah, lolz.You in that balloon?
Balloon Boy I cant tell you, its for a tv show.
Ballon Boys DadShhhhhh!
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The two things I can think of that CollegeHumor might do with this is something actually called Balloon Boy where Balloon Boy is some kind of super hero.Maybe there would be jokes, but the production value would definitely be through the roof.
They also might do some kind of song parody/music video.Maybe a parody of R. Kellys I Believe I Can Fly, because you already have the flying in a balloon angle, and if you make it I Believe I Can Lie, you can get in some good stuff about the hoax part of the story.The videos production value would be through the roof.
Theyd also probably do the above Facebook joke.
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BalloonBoy @Balloon Im not on you!
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AlsoThe Lonely Island Parody
For some odd reason, the internet seems to be quite good at taking something already funny and using it for their own selfish gain.The worst offenders tend to gravitate towards the already-parodies-of-rap-songs songs of The Lonely Island.Youd think doing a parody of a parody is pointless, lazy, and lazy again, but people seem to love to do it, not realizing that they themselves are the actual joke put on display.
Sample dialogue behind this variety of genius:
I got this funny idea for a song.Its a parody of Amish Paradise.Its called Amish Paralyzed and its about-
Wheelchaired Amish people, yeah, I get it.
Right, but it would be to the tune of-
Right, that parody of-
I also think we should do a Scary Movie-type spoof but all of the jokes would be about Blazing Saddles.
Let me get my checkbook.
Im going to save the internet the trouble and do their work for them:
The Accompanied Continent - I'm On A Balloon
I hope thats enough for you, internet. Please stop talking about Balloon Boy.His parents do not deserve to have you talk about him.
If you need one more, heres my joke about Balloon Boy.Its a one-question quiz that I think all news people should take before reporting on a story.
Where isnt balloon boy?
A) A balloon.
B) Not a box in the attic.
C) Either of the above.
Somehow, no one ever gets an A on this quiz.
[Author's note: It fucking happened already. Sigh...]