8 Celebrities Who Are Great at the Last Thing You'd Expect

#4. Oscar-Winner Sean Connery Was a Professional Bodybuilder

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Say what you will about Sean Connery (and we will), you can't deny that, for most of the world, he's still seen as one of the most distinguished actors ever. During his long career, he managed to transition from suave leading man to respected elder statesman -- not even prancing around in the most uncomfortable thong ever for Zardoz could change our perception of him as the personification of class.

Which is why it's weird to see him as a primping meat head who looks destined for a career in soft porn.

National Amateur Bodybuilders Association
What ... what is he mimicking with his fist?

No, that's not an ad from a male prostitute catalogue: It's Connery in the 1950s, when he competed for the Mr. Universe title and placed third (defeated only by a young Walter Matthau and a young Larry King, we're guessing). During this time, Connery apparently lived exclusively off the firmness of his buttocks, since he also posed as a live model for art classes. Here's the NSFW-ish evidence, if you really need it.

Rex Features
There's no evidence that he ever wore a shirt during the 1950s.

That doesn't look like someone who's a few years from playing James Bond. He looks more like a nameless half-naked henchman/love slave at some villainess' lair. Connery's oiled pecs may not have won him the Mr. Universe title, but as a consolation prize, someone at the competition convinced him to attend the casting for a stage production, launching his 50-year acting career. Now that he's retired from that, we can only hope he goes back to his true passion.

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Unless he already started and has massive guns hidden under those clothes.

#3. Typecast Slacker Jason Lee Is a Skateboarding Legend

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Besides being an eternal sidekick and cameo artist in Kevin Smith movies, Jason Lee is probably best known for his sitcom My Name Is Earl, about a mustachioed redneck loser trying to fix his bad karma (considering the show was canceled on a cliffhanger, it didn't work). But before he was famous as "you know, that guy from that movie," Lee was a distinguished figure in a different area: He was one of the very first pro skateboarders to get a shoe named after him.

Airwalk
They were so sweet even he couldn't stop staring at them.

Way back in the dystopian late 1980s, the same actor your teen cousin knows as "the dad from the Alvin and the Chipmunks movies" was a pretty badass boarder. Not one of those skateboarders who wore a helmet either -- he was a pioneer of the sport back when it was something only deeply irresponsible people were doing. And on that note, Lee is often credited for either inventing or perfecting the 360 flip (exactly what it sounds like), and teens everywhere have been breaking bones imitating him since.

Blind Skateboards
Crying out for protective gear.

Cashing in on this success, Lee and a pal who didn't end up on television (so we don't care about him) started the legendary Stereo Skateboard Company. They became synonymous with the sport, like Rip Curl with surfing or steroids with everything else. But perhaps the most impressive part is that even at the ripe old age of 40-something, grandpa's still got moves:

Stereo Sound Agency
Even his mustache was sore after that, but it was worth it.

#2. Temperamental TV Dad Ed O'Neill Is a Jiu-Jitsu Black Belt

Columbia Pictures Television

For two generations Ed O'Neill has been known to viewers as the bad-tempered TV dad with the big-boobed wife, thanks to Married With Children and Modern Family. In the former, his entire persona was centered around being a huge slob, so it's hard to shake the image of O'Neill as the pathetic has-been who barely has the energy to get up from his couch.

This might help though:

Raw MMA
Black belt or not, nobody comes between Al and his nudie mags.

That's Al Bundy himself, now in his late 60s, using his expert knowledge in Brazilian jiu-jitsu, which he has been practicing for over two decades. Even more impressive than the fact he's been at it for so long is who he learned jiu-jitsu from: O'Neill rolls with the Gracie family, one of the most legendary groups in martial arts. If life were a kung fu movie, they'd be the wise old masters on the top of a mountain. And they personally gave a black belt to this guy:

Black Belt Magazine
One time, he rolled over four dudes in one match.

Just to really hammer home the point that O'Neill knows his shit, he had at least 12 private lessons with Helio Gracie, one of the founders of the discipline, and whose sons see O'Neill as a brother. In other words, Al Bundy is basically martial arts royalty, and nothing makes sense in this world anymore.

Columbia Pictures Television
At least his son is keeping the loser dream alive.

#1. Rock Star Rod Stewart Builds Model Train Sets the Way God Builds Universes

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Rod Stewart, the aging rock star who can't stop wondering whether we think he's sexy (nope), revealed a few years ago that he's into building model trains. You'd assume from that bombshell that he'd maybe have one sad Reverend Lovejoy effort in the basement, but no, when Rod Stewart is into something, he's really into it:

Model Railroader Magazine
"Do you think I'm sexy now?"

That's just a glimpse of the massive 124-foot-long train set that occupies most of the third floor of Stewart's Hollywood mansion. And yes, he built it himself, and not only that, he did it while touring -- that sacred time most of his colleagues devote to banging groupies and getting shitfaced -- by carrying the whole setup around in seven giant cases. The level of detail on this thing is Pixar-esque:

Model Railroader Magazine

Model Railroader Magazine

Model Railroader Magazine
Each male figure has a lovingly crafted, anatomically correct boner.

Stewart isn't just a guy who builds model trains: According to the National Model Railroad Association of America, his official title is "Master Model Railroader." There aren't a lot of photos of Stewart's kinda terrifying mini world because he doesn't open his doors to most film crews. He shows the train set only to a single magazine called Model Railroader, which he, no shit, refers to as "better than Rolling Stone."

Model Railroader Magazine
"For one, they didn't stop putting me on the cover when I started looking like an old lesbian."

Clearly, Stewart needs to be introduced to Sim City before his train set ends up covering most of North America and nothing remains that isn't stuck together with super glue.


Aaron is a film student and freelance writer. Feel free to talk to him on Twitter. Hossey is currently writing his mother's favorite fantasy serial and blog.

Related Reading: Actors aren't the only ones who could've made money doing something else. Gene Simmons could've continued on as an elementary school teacher, while Michael Clarke Duncan could've stuck to bodyguarding rappers. And life after the limelight isn't always depressing, just ask RoboCop about his stint as a fine art scholar.

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