The 6 Creepiest Ways Reality Imitates 'Lost'
Lost will soon be gone, but fortunately, there's something that can fill the hole it will leave in the world. Namely, the world. That's right: There's evidence all around you that reality itself is just a great big Lost flash-sideways.
Sure, you don't think you're living in a TV show. Neither does Jack Shephard. Here are six real-life plot twists that suggest, if reality isn't being written by the people behind Lost, it's at least being written by some pretty devoted fans.

Let's start off with an easy question. Think of a number from one to 20.
It was 17, wasn't it?
For some reason, people are three times more likely to pick 17 than chance would suggest. That's not too mind-blowing, though, because people are idiots. It's no surprise that when you ask us to pick a random number, we fall back on one or two old favorites. There's probably a 17 tattooed somewhere on the inside of our stupid ape brains.

What is freaky is that nature and reality also seem to have their favorite number: one.
The phenomena was first discovered by a physicist named Simon Newcomb in 1881. Then it was rediscovered by a guy named Benford 53 years later, and it became known as "Benford's Law." Meanwhile, the principle that no matter how cool your discovery is, "somebody is going to come along decades later and take credit for it became known as "Newcomb's Law."
From town populations to the heights of the tallest buildings in the world to the number of people who vote for a given candidate: the first digit is going to be one at least 30 percent of the time despite the fact that one is only 11 percent of the numbers that could possibly show up there.

To illustrate just how weird that is, imagine you're an architect of one of the world's tallest buildings. You check with the mayor to find out just how tall you can go, check with the engineers to ensure that you can maintain structural integrity, evaluate the skyline to make sure all other architects who have built in this city know whose got the biggest wang. You are not keeping track of what the final measurement in feet will be, but when it's done, no matter what your decision is based on, the first digit in your building's height is six times as likely to start with one than nine.
If you switch to measuring that height in meters, doesn't matter. Is your building near a river? The length of the river is more likely to start with "1" than any other digit. And so on.

This is such an unshakeable rule of the universe that people use it to detect fraud. When the Iranian election results came in, they could tell they were fraudulent because the numbers of voters in each district voting for Amadenajad didn't begin with one enough.
A set of mysterious numbers keeps turning up again and again, and nobody can explain why in an entirely satisfactory way. We realize that the numbers aren't nearly as specific as the ones from the island, but we still wouldn't suggest using Benford's Law to pick lottery numbers, unless you feel like getting cursed.

In 1945, Egyptian archeologist Abdel Moneim Abu Bakr took a break from endlessly spelling his name for people on the other end of the phone to discover something remarkable: a water-filled shaft underneath the causeway (basically the handicap access road of the gods) halfway between the Sphinx and one of the Great Pyramids.

The local guides had been using it as a swimming hole but Abu Bakr was able to explore the shaft enough to realize it was no ordinary swimming pool (though its location in the middle of the spookiest architectural complex probably tipped him off long before that) and that it led to multiple chambers below the ground. But that's as far as he was able to get before he decided to focus on exploring ancient ruins where he only had to worry about being cursed and crushed by rock, as opposed to cursed, crushed by rock and trapped in a haunted underground watery grave.

And that's where things stood until in 1999, when an Egyptian archeologist named Zahi Hawass (whose name means he who is bad at evaluating risk) decided he wasn't afraid of this triple threat of terror. Surrounded by the deafening roar of water-pumping machinery, he led a team more than 100 feet underground through a series of tunnels and chambers that could collapse at any moment. What did he find? Sarcophagi, skeletons, pottery and millennia-old writing.
Plus, he found a narrow, mud-filled tunnel leading out of the lowest level. A decade later, we still don't know what's at the end of that tunnel.

So to recap, we've got a big underground shaft filled with Egyptian symbols, and when you get to the bottom of it, you're left with more questions than when you started with. The only thing that's missing is a Scotsman on an exercise bike pushing a button every 108 minutes.

When you're looking for real-world versions of the Dharma Institute, you can't stop with just one. It's kind of like eating peanuts... if peanuts were shadowy organizations with vaguely creepy goals. But here are a few of the top contenders:

Originally conceived by a bunch of Stanford University trustees during a visit to The Bohemian Grove, Stanford Research Institute was founded in 1946 with the benign mission of "the application of science and technology for knowledge, commerce, prosperity, and peace." But as the years went by, the SRI got bigger and bigger until it employed 1,700 people around the world. And in the 1970s, it started doing research on the military application of "remote viewing" (that's psychic powers to you and me).

In other words, they're a massive, worldwide research institution that claims to be working to save the world, but they've gotten involved in paranormal investigations of questionable moral status. The only thing that separates SRI from DHARMA is that DHARMA has its own brand of soap. Oh, wait a minute: SRI helped invent Tide detergent...
The Esalen Institute:The Esalen Institute's website says they're "a non-profit institution that's been devoted to the exploration of human potential since the 1960's." And any time the phrase "human potential" and "1960s" appear in the same sentence, you know there's some drug-induced freakiness going on. Indeed, with lecturers like LSD-advocate Timothy Leary, Esalen was about as 1960ish as you could get. Nowadays, it's a little tamer, but it's still a bunch of buildings in a beautiful and remote location where for the exploration of things traditional science rejects. Oh, and one of the most famous thinkers to pass through Esalen? An early LSD advocate named "Richard Alpert." And what is the name of the mysteriously un-aging leader of the Others? Richard Alpert. I'm telling you, man, it all fits together. Here, smoke this and you'll understand...
The Aspen Institute:It's kind of like the Esalen Institute, only instead of drug-taking long-hairs, they have talks by Hillary Clinton. So it's just a bit less hippy-dippy. Which is to say, it's like the Dharma Initiative, after the Others killed all the peaceniks and took it over.









Wait, you can only go back to the moment the time machine was turned on? That was in a movie...
ReplyIt didn't end well. Do not give that man money!
I am about to make the greatest point in history!!!!!!! If time travel was EVER possible for humans we would already know it, people would have come back in time and it would have gotten into the wrong hands and someone would have spilt the secret when they went back in time, hence we would know if it was possible by now. Unless they used that MiB mind erasing tool?
Replyi guess you missed the part where the article said that a future time-traveler can only go back to the point that the first time machine was activated
Unless further in time there is a way to go back anywhere. Where is the logic? You can't prove anything to be impossible until you prove it is impossible.
THAT'S why my future self hasn't met me yet.
ReplyTHAT's why my future self hasn't met me yet.
ReplyTHAT's why my future self hasn't met me yet.
ReplyNorth Sentinel Island is one of the Andaman Islands! So I'm just going to assume they are like Tonga from "The Sign of Four" (Sherlock Holmes). Except less of a racist(?) caraciture. At least I will try to.
ReplyI would love to know what is at the end of the tunnel. Can't we send some idiots with no future down the tunnel. I'm looking at you al-Qaeda.
ReplyBenford's Law actually makes some sense. If you consider picking a number at random and checking the first digit of it and every number less than it, about 30% of those will start with 1 on average (it's 100% for 1 down to 11% for 9, then it climbs back to 50% as you do 10 through 19, falls back to 11% on the way to 99, goes back up to 50% as you head for 199...). The point being that every figure has a reasonable range it could fall in (skyscraper can't be above a certain height, there's only so many voters, etc) and in the worst case for the number 1 (say, a million voters) 11% of the preceding numbers start with 1, as expected. Any less than a million and you're only cutting out numbers that don't start with 1, any more and you are adding more that do. It's simply because 1 is the first number, so as you count upwards you encounter it sooner than everything else, and since you have to stop counting eventually...
Replyi don't mean to sound like a jerk, but this article really blows NSI out of proportion. after reading this article i became utterly fascinated by North Sentinel Island, so i did some research, and it seems to me that this is nothing more than a virtually uncontacted tribe that knows better than to get mixed up with strangers... because, you know, it worked so well with all the other cultures we've systematically destroyed. it's not creepy or eerie. just... really, really fascinating.
Reply"The bad news is any time machine could only send you back to the date the machine was first switched on, which means Papa Mallett is out of luck. On the other hand, who's to say that when Mallett finally switches on his machine, a time traveler won't step through it with the plans for a machine that can send him back to save his father?"
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesRead what you wrote again, Jacob. Key words *date first switched on*
He didn't say it's him. He seems to be heavily implying that HIS son will do that when HE turns it on, if he can and does.
Seemed pretty straightforward to me. The time traveler that steps through the machine the moment Mallett switches it on is coming from a FUTURE where a time machine that can send Mallett back to save his father DOES exist...so all he has to do is go to the future and then go back again. Duh.
TIME PARADOX
Or maybe we got it all wrong and impaling visitors with arrows is the Sentinelese way of saying "hello".
ReplyOh my God, I didnt' realize you'd written the Government Manual for New Superheroes. That was so funny.
Reply"Based on helicopter surveys of the island, the 2004 Indian Ocean tsunami does not appear to have affected the Sentinelese adversely." Can you say s**tstorm of arrows fired at the helicopter?
Reply Hide All See All 3 Replies"...the survival of the Sentinelese was confirmed when, some days after the event, an Indian government helicopter observed several of them, who shot arrows at the hovering aircraft, with the apparent intent of repelling it."
So, yup.
APPARENT intent? was there some doubt? hard to see whether they were using their welcoming arrows or something?
Or maybe we got it all wrong and impaling visitors with arrows is the Sentinelese way of saying "hello".
Maybe they just don't want modern society getting its retarded meat hooks into a primitive society.
Reply Hide All See All 3 Repliesyeah 'cause dying later than forty and not executing the mentally ill will completely destroy their ability to pigment fabric with up to three colours made from f**king berries.
@anaris: I'm assuming you think we should go all Team America on them and violently assert our "totally awesome and fair" "democratic" ideas?
Are you against independent thought? Do you work for the Thought Police?
There is nothing wrong with diversity, and if these people want to be left alone, I think the world should listen and freakin' leave them alone!
Amen Kayla
FTW!
ReplyI love Benford's Law and have obsessed about it for quite a while now. I'm so glad it got a mention here. Also that island sounds awesome, and it makes me want to go there with a couple hundred guys, take over, and declare independence. But Mallett's been working on his doohicky for like 12 years now, and even had a working prototype at one point...that didn't work. Not to say it wouldn't on the proper scale though. Kinda funny, but very interesting article.
Replylost seemed stupid to me. i never gave it a chance. alsoe we should kill those native maybe they have gold.
ReplyBenford's Law is the most awesome thing I've learned this week.
ReplyIf you're interested in Benford's Law, you should check out Radiolab (if you're not already familiar with the program). Go to radiolab.org and find the Numbers episode, they do a story on Benford's Law... Very interesting stuff!
Why is there nothing about hot girls like Kate being c**k teases, or how easy it is to knock up an Aussie chick?
Replyor is Lost like REAL LIFE? OMG OMG OMG OMG
I thought the number example would be on the 23 phenomenon. In fact that's the number that came to mind with their 17 test (I'm aware it's not between 1-20 but I still didn't think 17).
Reply Hide All See All 3 RepliesI thought of 14.
um, the 23 enigma is a joke, intended to display that any number is significant if confirmation bias makes it so.
also, did you guys read the text, or just the section headings? it is not that everybody always picks seventeen, just that you'd expect a random distribution, whereas seventeen comes up a disproportionately large percentage of the time.