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We could go on and on about all the ways Hollywood fucks up movies supposedly based on true stories. There's nothing Hollywood does worse than realism. But it works the other way, also. It turns out some of the most grossly unrealistic characters--from over-the-top crime bosses to gimmicky serial killers to flamboyant, wise-cracking cops--were based on real people. Characters like... #5.
"Dirty" Harry Callahan From Dirty Harry
In the Badass Olympics, there is one badass who takes the competition, shoves a .44 Magnum into their face, growls something Batman-esque and proceeds to paint the sidewalk with their cranial matter. That man is Harry Callahan, and even if you've got a prostate the size of Antarctica, you can be damn sure you'll be pissing your pants when he comes to town.
In the first Dirty Harry film, Clint Eastwood's Callahan was an inspector for the San Francisco Police Department. When he wasn't busy killing hippies and trying to preserve what little masculinity was left in that city, he was on the trail of Scorpio, a depraved serial killer who loved to taunt the police. Since no one taunts Harry Callahan and gets away with it, he'd pretty much signed his own death warrant at that point.
The Real Guy: Dave Toschi As it turns out, Dirty Harry, one of the baddest motherfuckers ever to grace the screen, was inspired by this dude on the left:
Dave Toschi was, like Dirty Harry, an inspector in the San Francisco Police Department and, strangely, Dirty Harry wasn't the first--or last--time somebody would work him into a movie. The flamboyant-even-for-San-Francisco cop would serve as the inspiration for 1968's Bullitt, in which the main character (Steve McQueen's Frank Bullitt) was based on Toschi, complete with an upside-down quick-draw shoulder holster.
It was actually in the couple of years after Bullitt when Toschi would gain nationwide fame as one of the investigators tracking down the real-life Zodiac killer. For the second time, Toschi made such an impression that a Hollywood writer ran home and tried to work him into a screenplay. Thus, in 1971, Toschi would see another fictionalized version of himself on the silver screen, in the form of Dirty Harry, where Harry hunts down the "Scorpio" killer. The difference being that while the Zodiac case never got solved, Dirty Harry finds Scorpio and kills his fucking ass. So were filmmakers suggesting that Toschi secretly capped the Zodiac killer in his off hours and left his body floating face-down in a quarry? Not exactly. Dirty Harry writer John Milius said the whole "shoot the fucker and save on the trial" aspect of Dirty Harry was inspired by another cop, a friend of his in Long Beach who remained unnamed, probably to avoid the wrath of Internal Affairs. Here's where it gets bizarre: In 2007, Toschi would then see himself on screen a third time, this time under his real name, played by Mark Ruffalo in David Fincher's Zodiac.
That film actually portrays the character Toschi attending a showing of Dirty Harry. The real Toschi worked as an advisor on Zodiac, which means at some point the real Toschi attended a screening of a film portraying him, played by an actor, attending a screening of a different film portraying him, played by a different actor.
We're thinking all we need is for somebody to make a Dave Toschi biopic, where they can include a scene portraying him attending the screening of Zodiac, and then the real Toschi could attend that screening, where he would then be watching a screening of himself watching a screening of himself watching a screening of a movie about himself. Mind blown? Now imagine the Toschi biopic stars Clint Eastwood. #4.
Frank Costello From The Departed
As the chief Irish mob boss in Boston, Jack Nicholson's Frank Costello had his work cut out for him. His responsibilities included overseeing a vague criminal empire, committing frequent Scorsese-style murders and making Matt "Jason Motherfucking Bourne" Damon his little bitch. One has to wonder how he can pull all this mayhem off while still managing to evade capture from such law enforcement agencies as the Boston Police Department, the State Police and the FBI, considering the way he openly taunts law enforcement and basically lived the "larger than life" crime lord archetype.
Of course it certainly helps that he's got a mole infiltrating the State Police. When one of the primary threats to your way of life is the interference of the cops, it's beneficial to your well-being to have one of their most trusted officers tell you exactly what they are up to.
On top of that, Costello is (spoiler!) a secret FBI informant, creating a web of deceit and counter-deceit that seems a little ridiculous when you try to map it all out. Nobody could really keep that kind of scam going. Right? The Real Guy: James "Whitey" Bulger
Meet "Whitey" Bulger, a real Irish mob boss from Boston who had an agent on the inside acting as a mole, while he himself was an informant for the FBI. Although The Departed is essentially a remake of the Hong Kong movie Infernal Affairs, the role of the mob boss was expanded for the Hollywood version and the setting moved to Boston, Bulger's old stomping grounds. Some old members of Bulger's crew even served as advisors for the film. Through decades of illegal activity and gangland slayings (accompanied, presumably, by an awesome Rolling Stones soundtrack), Bulger became the most powerful underworld force in the city. Like Nicholson's character, he became notorious to the point that everyone knew who he was and what he did. Yet he still managed to stay out of jail for quite some time. But like Costello, he informed to the FBI on those below him, all part of his "let me see how big a piece of shit I can become" campaign. In return, John Connolly, a damn FBI agent, served as a mole, providing Bulger with protection. It was his activities as a drug trafficker which eventually led to his downfall at the hands of the DEA. But don't worry kids, he went on the run and is still out there!
#3.
Zorro
As we have previously pointed out, before there was Batman, there was Zorro. Zorro was first introduced to the world in 1919, by Johnston McCulley. Cracked first deemed Zorro culturally significant in 1998, when Catherine Zeta-Jones appeared in The Mask of Zorro.
By day, Zorro is Diego de la Vega, a wealthy but boring, self-centered loser with no ambition or interests. However, by night, Master Bru- excuse us, Diego, dons his signature costume, emerges from his underground hideout and enforces justice throughout California, punishing the criminals and evading the authorities. Zorro is athletic and sly, sly like a fox ('cause that's what his name means). The Real Guy: Joaquin Murrieta
In the 19th century, Joaquin Murrieta was the leader of an outlaw group known as "The Five Joaquins," consisting of--and we're serious here--himself and four other dudes name Joaquin. The gang allegedly committed numerous thefts throughout Sierra Nevada; legend has it that the group used the money to provide the impoverished people of California with assistance. Sadly, this didn't go over too well with the governor, and he created a posse to catch Murrieta and his companions. The posse claimed to confront Murrieta, killing him, and, in the old-school style of law and order, severing his head to prove that they did the deed. Strangely, this scene was never included in the Disney television series of Zorro, though Hollywood did give a shout-out to Murrieta by including a character by that name in The Mask of Zorro (who does in fact get killed and beheaded).
Murrieta quickly became a legend and folk hero, developing a reputation as an outlaw vigilante who fought for justice. Some stories claim that his quest started when his wife was attacked, but that the white-bread establishment of the time wouldn't let him testify against her attackers. The writers of Zorro had their inspiration, and we don't blame them. That sounds like a superhero origin story to us, too. |
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All EXCELLENT examples, but I feel as though one William Wallace could have been a likely candidate to be added. Not mentioned in the movie, Braveheart, was the example of how crude the man was. One being the fact that he had human sikn belts. Also to mention that the folk tale of Robin Hood conveniently originates around the same era as this Bad Ass Scott!
DAMN this is some crazy s**t yell
Ed Gein... that there is a a scary man. they actually made a low income film about him. it's called ed gein the butcher of plainfield. my friend plays in it.... and ya, the real guy, wayyyy scarier than silence of the lambs.
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@ Coobs they made another article similar to this idea about unbelievable war heroes and Murphy was no.1
I didn't see any reference to Audie Murphy. Not sure if he qualifies but "To Hell & Back" was an autobiographical flick about his exploits. However, Hollywood had to play down his badassery as it was "too unbelievable". Shitballs, he ran out of firepower in his tank and decided to jump into another tank to provide cover fire...oh did I mention that that second tank was on fire at the time. Asses don't get much badder than that.
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You know,they did a Pyscho kinda thing on Monk recently. Adrian Monk entered a room where there was an old lady sitting in a rocker. He wraps a hair holder in a Kleenex and goes over to touch her only to have her mummified remains fall to the floor. In the next scene,he's talking to his shrink about it!! I remember seeing Pyscho on TV as kid in the 60's. The scene where they showNorman Bates's Mama's Skeletal Remains scared the bejabbers outa me!!! I immediately turned it off and jumped in bed!! The next morning after breakfsast,I ran next door to my Grandma's to see if she was okay!! She was!!
Oo Oo Oo! I saw that film, the Ed Gein one... It was gross, but, I couldn't help but laugh in the scene where he has the booby suit on, and he's howling at the moon. I wonder how many outtakes that had. Yeah, anyway, what i was gonna say is, why is it that all these serial killers are loner mummy's* boys who have had the goodness of christ drilled into them? *I'm british.
I mean come on, this is the internet...
And can people post without cursing, are there only 5-6 words that people know how to use...
How many people does it take to be a serial killer
another fact is that its not that he never made friends, his mother would beat him everytime she suspected him of making friends, contact with women anything socail he did as a kid he was beaten for anyway people need to learn the facts about these people before they read this s**t
Ed Gein is Not A serial killer they only proved he killed two people and its the fact that his crimes where so disturbing that they inspired hollywood serial killers like leatherface and Jame Gumb(silence of the lambs) having killed only two people he does not fit the deffenitions of a serial killer also he never planned on killing these girls they(like all the corpses he dug up) reminded him of his mother the thing about ed gien is not the horrific things he did but the fact that he was a product of his enivorment ie: a controlling mother and idosolated farm house and lonleness ..."Eddie insisted that he had not killed any of the people whose remains were found in his house, with the exception of Mrs. Worden" "The only murders Eddie could be held responsible for were Bernice Worden and Mary Hogan." you guys reallly need to get some facts straigh wikipedia sucks heres a good site where you can find out anyhting you want about serial killers http://www.trutv.com/library/crime/serial_killers/index.html as for some other wierd facts heres a list of s**t they found in his house Four noses Bone fragments Nine death masks A bowl made from a skull Ten female heads with the tops sawn off Human skin covering several chair seats Pieces of salted genitalia in a box Skulls on his bedposts Organs in the refrigerator A pair of lips on a string, and of course the nipple belt lol
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Great article My family takes pride in the fact that we are related to Joaquin Murrieta... I guess it's kind of cool, but it's hard to know what really took place back then. How many things are true or exagerated, guess we'll never know for sure.
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