6 Tiny Things That Have Mind-Blowing Global Impacts
The butterfly effect isn't just a confusing mess of a movie about prison beatings and child molestation starring the guy from Punk'd, it's an actual scientific principal. Every day, seemingly insignificant things can make changes on a global scale.

If we said termites have a worldwide impact, you'd assume we're talking about eating buildings. And they do their share of damage (to the tune of about $2.5 billion a year) but their real impact is less obvious. Most of the planet's population of termites are living peacefully in massive colonies in more tropical regions (well, we guess they live peacefully, the other bugs may consider them assholes for all we know). They live in giant mounds, they look like either aliens have invaded and built mini skyscrapers, or the earth itself is sporting wood.

Figure 1.1: Earth-boner.
So how are these little guys changing the planet? Well...
The Impact:
Those giant mounds actually serve a greater purpose than just giving anteaters easy access to food. They are actually part of a complex HVAC system that termites use to regulate the temperature of their colonies and move gases in and out. Which gas is being emitted by the termites that requires a structure the size of a skyscraper to manage? It's Methane, also known as the almost-as-bad-as-CO2 contributor to Global Warming.
Fuck! Global warming again? But how in the hell can these tiny things emit enough of any gas for anybody to even notice?
Through sheer numbers. See, each of those mounds can hold up to two million termites. There are thought to be 250 trillion termites in the world (outnumbering humans 40,000-to-one), and that's one of the more conservative estimates.

250 trillion of these.
Imagine all of them together, farting out methane 24 hours a day. Experts think they're the second largest source of natural methane in the world, though some estimates think it's far more than that.
It's almost inspirational, if you think about it. That by working together, even the tiniest of us can combine our efforts and, uh, destroy a planet.

Teamwork!

In case you didn't know, contrails are those wispy little clouds left behind jets as they fly high overhead, shuttling families to Disney World and harboring people boning with a foot in a toilet full of blue water.

You can't tell, but the pilots are blaring "Higher" by Van Halen
They are caused by jet engine exhaust cooling. They then cause water droplets to condense in the cold temperatures high up in the atmosphere.
At any given time you see, what, one of these a day? Unless you live near an airport? Can't be that big of a deal, right?
The Impact:
Believe it or not, it turns out all of those little trails of ice and water in the stratosphere do have an impact--and a noticeable one--on the temperature of the earth. And we're not even talking about Global Warming this time.
You see, for a long time, scientists thought that vapor trails from aircraft might play a role in Global Dimming, where shit in the sky actually blocks the sun and causes the earth to cool. During the week after 9/11, they got their proof.
The forced no-flight policy for the few days after the attacks gave scientists the opportunity to see how the lack of any contrails affected the temperature, and god damn if the overall temperature of the U.S. didn't go up one degree Celsius during that time.

"This isn't going to help those conspiracy theories."
That may not sound like a lot, but keep in mind that when Krakatoa blew up in 1883, it changed the global temperature by the same amount and fucked up the climate for years afterward. Not bad for what amounts to the earthly equivalent of your head being wrapped in a few strands of hair.

As you can clearly see, this is a bad thing.
Then again, commercial air travel alone accounts for almost 100,000 freaking flights every damned day, and that doesn't count all of the thousands more military flights and so on, each one leaving a contrail that spans hundreds or thousands of miles.
Seriously, look at this simulation:

Each of those yellow dots is an airplane.

You can say this about the Chinese: They think big. Their population, their economy, that huge wall.
So it only seems fitting that they would also build the world's biggest dam, which, to the people who lived in the area that eventually became its basin, was also the biggest pain in the ass.

While there were all sorts of environmental consequences to the project (and some fear many more down the line), it's just one dam. And it's in the middle of goddamned China, so it doesn't affect you, right?
The Impact:
It changed the goddamned rotation of the earth. And it thus made the days longer. That's right, it did exactly the same thing Superman did when he turned back time. Sort of.

We're still confused about all of that.
We've long suspected that dams could do this, simply because when you shift the weight of the water around the globe, it affects the way the globe spins on its axis. It's the same as how a figure skater can spin faster by holding her arms above her head.
So, when China opened the dam and filled the reservoir with 42-billion tons of water, the whole planet wobbled on its axis, and even slowed ever so slightly (the days after were longer by less than a microsecond--but still, we should have gotten overtime for it).

That is some scary, supervillain shit there. While being able to see the Great Wall from space is impressive, moving an entire planet is in the realm of Galactus in terms of huge. So why didn't the rest of the world declare war on China to stop them from tearing the earth out of its orbit and sending it skidding into the sun?
Because a little wobble in the rotation shouldn't hurt anybody, since natural "wobbles" happen all of the time (due to ice melting patterns and that sort of thing). Still, the fact that a big hunk of concrete built by humans could change the rotation of the earth at all, has to make you stop and shiver a little bit.








Who knew that a stained blue dress would lead to international embarrassment?
ReplyAll Hail Cthulhu
Reply"The Great Wall can be seen from space" seems like one of those myths that Cracked likes to debunk, say in something like "7 Myths about Wonders of the World You Probably Believe".
ReplyTo avoid ambiguity, it's a myth. A Chinese astronaut, astronauting for China, even said so.
I tried it on Google Earth. Didn't work at all.
And there's more jellyfish because human interference is eliminating their greatest predators, sea turtles. So it's still our fault.
ReplyIm pretty sure thats not the only reason
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Replyp.s. The admirers of those uniformed person are also warmly welcome there.
at least hire someone that speeks english... jeez
You can only date 10-year-olds???? EW
Looking at those little yellow dots dancing around, what's amazing is how many planes DON'T crash.
ReplyGo humans!
The only way the Great Wall can be seen from space is if there are no clouds, and you're in that little-tiny part where the atmosphere and the edge of space separate. In other words, it CAN'T be seen from space.
ReplyBut it would be badass if you could.
Man, Canada looks so dark in that picture from NASA. We really do have a lot of empty space.
Replyi know eh
One more time. The Great Wall of China cannot be seen from space. It is narrower than a typical four lane highway and those can't be seen from space.
Reply Hide All See All 4 RepliesIt can be, but not with the naked eye.
yes it can be seen, "from low earth orbit" just not well.
It sure as s**t can be seen from space. Cisco Systems even flouted their VOIP technology by having the shuttle (RIP, ya sexy bitch) transmit an image of it to Earth for a class of school children. Granted, you need some specialized optics to do it from an orbit that isn't raping the earth, but still can be done.
According to Father Ted, it's big enough to be seen from anywhere in the world.
The West, Eg. the EU & US, look like one big yucky indifferent blob... Oh, wait...
Replythe Girges Dam is the reason why we would kick China's ass so bad, we just drop a few bombs in there and China is finished
Reply Hide All See All 6 RepliesAnd then the American economy bottoms out, resulting in the full systematic collapse of the United States government.
Bring on the Fallout.
I'll start collecting bottle caps
You dumb, son.
Go back and count the populations again. Then the military budget. Then the trade level
Yeah because China doesnt have bombs or planes or anything herpity derpity derpa derp...
Actually, the U.S. would win a war against China, and the Chinese economy is more dependent on the American one than the other way around. What's more, China isn't the largest foreign holder of the U.S. debt; that would be the UK.
The Three Gorges Dam was just an attempt by Canada to "wobble" the planet so that winters aren't as cold there.
ReplyOh, and:
Reply Hide All See All 8 Replies3. Yes, rats and, more specifically, the bugs they carried DID cause the Plague that was the birth of the modern world.
NO ALIENS WERE INVOLVED IN THE SPREAD OF THE DISEASE.
(I'm serious... A LOT of fucktards believe that Aliens showed up and spread plague across the world for some nefarious reason...)
Way to use "fucktard" and "nefarious" in the same sentence! Nicely done!
Maybe the Black Death was an alien STD :O
And the aliens fucked rats
It was the amoebae on the fleas that were on the rats
So aliens fucked amoeba? Well, I don't judge.
I concur with cheez. Nice handling of those select words within the same sentence.
Oh, and uh, you have on nice f*****g handle.
Explosive young girl tits...is what I believe ShojoBakunyu means.
1. You can't see the Great Wall from space. That is a myth.
Reply Hide All See All 7 Replies2. PLEASE stop calling Contrails "Chem-Trails". No one is trying to dump chemicals, biological weapons, or try some Pinky & The Brain style scheme to "Try to take over the world". And no... George W. Bush COULD NEVER AND CAN NEVER change the weather and that station in Alaska is not a massive mind control OR weather control devices.
Put the cough syrup down...
Tbh if I was American and the president had built a weather/mind control device in Alask I would totally vote for him. Being a Brit I also don't really understand what's so bad about Bush, except for his funny slipups when giving speeches.
TheXand: ...you have not watched the news once since 2003, have you? Or does a little place called "Iraq" not ring a bell?
You can see the Great wall of China from 100km above earth which is what's considered as "space" so no it's not a myth
Damn people having a different opinion than me! They must be all f*cked up on drugs!!!
TheXand: On behalf of Britain, we revoke your citizenship due to your high level of stupidity. We don't tolerate that sort of crap here, unless you have a title like "lord" or "prince"
Contrails are mostly water, water is technically a chemical, you can take my syrup from my cold, dead hands.
Bush was so bad Obama received a Nobel Peace Prize for not being Bush.
Solution to rats: more cats.
Reply Hide All See All 3 Repliessolution to cats: more whales
Morrrrrrre Pirrrrrates (with parrots that are trained to kill rats)
I know this chick who used to work at this KFC not far from where I live and she reckons if a rat fell in the fryer they'd just fry it up and serve it. Sounds like good revenge against the rats to me
Water molecules. They're polar. One side is dominated by oxygen and has a negative charge. The other is dominated by hydrogen and has a positive charge. They attract each other, and it takes a lot of energy to pull them apart. That makes water (the oceans) the principal heat storage reservoir for the planet. Also, when water freezes, the shape of the water molecule causes them to organize in a hexagonal pattern that takes up more room than liquid water. Ice floats. Since this is the only experience most of us have with what happens when solids melt and liquids solidify, most people think it's normal. It's not. When you melt wax, the solid wax sinks, which is what almost every other material does. If ice was denser than water, ice would sink and before long the oceans would be mostly ice. Water molecules - smaller than anything you listed.
Replycool story bro.
Jizzing on my hands is not fun. Jizzing on her hands, more fun.
Can someone have mercy and change "principal" to "principle" in the incipit?
ReplyWhy are you even reading this if you know what an incipit is? I wouldn't.
whad you call me?
All that research to write this, and they missed the bit where it says that the Great Wall can't be seen from space.
Reply Hide All See All 7 RepliesIf your house can be seen from space, the f*****g Great Wall can be seen from space. Satellites have changed everything
but physically, the wall itself cannot be seen. but i really do appreciate your point - satellites can see everything.
"but physically, the wall itself cannot be seen"?
What , you mean there are other ways of seeing a wall apart from physically?
if google can see it i know nasa can
The wall can certainly be seen from the edge of space, but since it's so thin, it's harder to see than many much smaller landmarks.
Actually, the only thing that cannot be seen from space is the opposite of the planet. More accurately, the Great Wall cannot be seen by naked eye from high orbit. It is possible to see it from lower orbits, though highways (which are much wider and distinctive) can be seen much easier.
It's just a common misconception alluding to the presence of the Great Wall. Just let it be.
I always figured they meant if it had been marked in on a map from space it would be discernible, not actually visible. There is a river that most people THINK is the wall but it is in fact.... a river.
Termite farts = warming. Contrails = cooling. Dam[n] wobbling = balance to a rhythm & the butterfly dance. Gods gotta LOVE that. Isn't slicing & dicing a planet amazing ?
ReplyWe gotta intensified our jet travel.
Stop Global Warming! Ride Jet!
I found this funny. God save the new CRACKED!
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