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25 Historical Events (As Depicted by 5 Year Olds)

By CRACKED Readers July 3, 2008 454,137 views
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Children are stupid. We know it's not their fault, but it doesn't stop us from laughing at their innocent, wide-eyed idiocy.

With this in mind, we asked you to depict some of history's most significant events, as they would be drawn by a five year-old child. We offered $50 to the winner, and the prize-winning entry is below. But first, the runners-up:

#25.


by Illiterati


#24.


by angelbrahd


#23.


by Gambiani


#22.


by CountBaqula


#21.


by Cowtppr


#20.


by brahman


#19.


by mtbutta


#18.


by Salah


#17.


by keviokevio


#16.


by joscott


#15.


by phluxcapacitor


#14.


by rhinopig


#13.


by Bell110


#12.


by blemm


#11.


by Boron


your a f*****g douche "theavenger121"

3/7/2009 5:19:35 PM
Tommyg

nice. but isn't it common knowledge that the scopes trial was a sham? yet it's still used to depict the intolerance of anyone who denies evolution. kinda works te other way when you think about it that way.

2/2/2009 8:18:15 PM
theavenger121

Oh my god "where'd my black people go?" I'm laughing so hard right now! I could totally see myself depicting it like that when I was little!

9/28/2008 8:51:43 AM
mindmatter

these do not look like they were drawn by 5 year olds.

8/28/2008 5:47:39 PM
melloe

Pretty cool.

8/22/2008 11:47:40 PM
articdragone

That's George Washington you douche, not a quaker.

8/12/2008 7:51:49 PM
malachi

okay seriously what is #4, because there is no such thing as the "quaker indian massacre". google it in quotes and you only get references to this contest.

8/8/2008 4:21:17 PM
kenoshakid

no, its leonardo,*


*sarcasm intended

8/4/2008 2:00:30 PM
willyhassertt

its supposed to be michelangelo painting the sistine chapel...or is it leonardo?
anyway they were both names of te mutant turtles...haha

7/19/2008 4:56:08 PM
-Rob-

lol

7/17/2008 6:01:45 PM
willyhassertt

I don't understand the 11th

7/17/2008 4:06:33 PM
Framon

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(copy and paste) it's a comedy website, and it's really funny!@!
No this isn't a robot, this a real person - anyway I just started this website, but please at least check it out, it really would help me, thank you

7/11/2008 12:56:15 AM
Spambot

wow the winner was actually someone who did a great job.
Bravo.

7/10/2008 8:49:03 PM
AlabasterBox

I liked #24 the best. "Remember the Elmo!" hahaha

7/10/2008 5:40:18 PM
Breza

Jack Jones 66's comments really shed a lot light on the above art. I am glad he is not some shameless self promoter or worse a paid agent of some company trying to shamelessly promote themselves.

7/10/2008 12:37:25 PM
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7/10/2008 9:59:08 AM
Jackjones66

Those are awesome
Can't wait to see whats next

7/9/2008 10:01:13 PM
lucylikeyeah

The only time when MS Paint is the best program to use in this kind of stuff. Also, #17 was the funniest one IMO.

7/8/2008 2:46:01 PM
gladeplugins

This réally needed descriptions, the one's I do get are awesome though.

7/8/2008 9:51:43 AM
Doh

It's the Underground Railroad.

7/8/2008 3:03:14 AM
Magpie