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25 Historical Events (As Depicted by 5 Year Olds)

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Children are stupid. We know it's not their fault, but it doesn't stop us from laughing at their innocent, wide-eyed idiocy.

With this in mind, we asked you to depict some of history's most significant events, as they would be drawn by a five year-old child. We offered $50 to the winner, and the prize-winning entry is below. But first, the runners-up:

#25.


by Illiterati


#24.


by angelbrahd


#23.


by Gambiani


#22.


by CountBaqula


#21.


by Cowtppr


#20.


by brahman


#19.


by mtbutta


#18.


by Salah


#17.


by keviokevio


#16.


by joscott


#15.


by phluxcapacitor


#14.


by rhinopig


#13.


by Bell110


#12.


by blemm


#11.


by Boron



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132 Comments

these do not look like they were drawn by 5 year olds.

Posted on 8/28/2008 5:47:39 PM

Pretty cool.

Posted on 8/22/2008 11:47:40 PM

That's George Washington you douche, not a quaker.

Posted on 8/12/2008 7:51:49 PM

okay seriously what is #4, because there is no such thing as the "quaker indian massacre". google it in quotes and you only get references to this contest.

Posted on 8/8/2008 4:21:17 PM

no, its leonardo,*


*sarcasm intended

Posted on 8/4/2008 2:00:30 PM

its supposed to be michelangelo painting the sistine chapel...or is it leonardo?
anyway they were both names of te mutant turtles...haha

Posted on 7/19/2008 4:56:08 PM

lol

Posted on 7/17/2008 6:01:45 PM

I don't understand the 11th

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Posted on 7/11/2008 12:56:15 AM

wow the winner was actually someone who did a great job.
Bravo.

Posted on 7/10/2008 8:49:03 PM

I liked #24 the best. "Remember the Elmo!" hahaha

Posted on 7/10/2008 5:40:18 PM

Jack Jones 66's comments really shed a lot light on the above art. I am glad he is not some shameless self promoter or worse a paid agent of some company trying to shamelessly promote themselves.

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Posted on 7/10/2008 9:59:08 AM

Those are awesome
Can't wait to see whats next

Posted on 7/9/2008 10:01:13 PM

The only time when MS Paint is the best program to use in this kind of stuff. Also, #17 was the funniest one IMO.

Posted on 7/8/2008 2:46:01 PM

This réally needed descriptions, the one's I do get are awesome though.

Posted on 7/8/2008 9:51:43 AM

It's the Underground Railroad.

Posted on 7/8/2008 3:03:14 AM

I think they should have descriptions underneath them. I don't get half of them and I thought I was pretty good with history.
What's #1?

Posted on 7/8/2008 1:44:43 AM

I know where they went.

Posted on 7/7/2008 9:41:17 AM

i liked the woodstock one :)

Posted on 7/7/2008 8:01:03 AM

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