25 Historical Events (As Depicted by 5 Year Olds)
Children are stupid. We know it's not their fault, but it doesn't stop us from laughing at their innocent, wide-eyed idiocy.
With this in mind, we asked you to depict some of history's most significant events, as they would be drawn by a five year-old child. We offered $50 to the winner, and the prize-winning entry is below. But first, the runners-up:
#25.
by Illiterati
#24.
by angelbrahd
#23.
by Gambiani
#22.
by CountBaqula
#21.
by Cowtppr
#20.
by brahman
#19.
by mtbutta
#18.
by Salah
#17.
by keviokevio
#16.
by joscott
#15.
#14.
by rhinopig
#13.
by Bell110
#12.
by blemm
#11.
by Boron








These are great!
ReplyThe Marie Antoinette one was my favorite.
ReplyIt thought this was brilliant, all in all. But could someone please explain #12 (moon at the airport?) for me? I hope it's not something easy like flying to the moon, or I'll fell really stupid...
Reply*FEEL. Goddammit
yeah, I think it's "The moon landing". It's ok, I really had to look hard at it.
This is awful
Reply#11 should have been higher
ReplyNumber 8 is misunderstood by adults as well, damn shame, but a great depiction.
ReplyHa! 7 was the best one!
ReplyVery very funny. I admit I didn't understand a few: but good, nonetheless.
Replywow, i don't understand most of these.
Reply#1 is the only one that made me laugh at all
ReplyBrilliantly depicted, deserved winner
Why the Jet pack in #4
ReplyBecause it's epic.
I laughed so hard at #1.
ReplyIt took me a moment to get 22, but now it's my favorite.
ReplyConcerning #1: That was precisely what I thought when I was little.
Reply Hide All See All 5 RepliesAm i the only one who knew what the Underground Railroad was when i was 5?
Oh my goodness orthag, really? *rolls eyes*
I'm with Evelyn- that was a very douchy comment orthag.
Wow, orthag - I hope one day some of your brilliance will wash off on the rest of us proles.
burn orthag!
Having Slimey on the Moon in #3 was a nice touch.
ReplyDaw, 24 was cute :)
ReplySo where is the cotton gin? I'm down.
ReplyI see that Sarah Palin is quite the artist. Ha-HAAAA!
ReplyAh. I see what you did there.
11 shoulda won all the way :p
ReplyOh god, number one was hilarious :)
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