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The 30 Most Unsettling German Halloween Costumes

By Chris Bucholz October 22, 2007 677,427 views
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Here’s Robin Hood, standing proudly with the weapon he’s least famous for. What’s wrong Germany, couldn’t you find a boomerang to give him?

These two represent the two houses of German parliament, according to an update we just posted on Wikipedia.

Do you see this Hillary Clinton? Do you see?! Look into the true face of socialized medicine!

It's the neck trunks that make these costumes, since we're all picturing the guy chatting up another party guest while sucking down a nearby beer with his trunk (for the purposes of this scenario, we're assuming the guy just got a tracheotomy).

Hey, you know who would find this offensive? Cavemen. You know who else? Fucking everybody.

This costume relies on a well-known stereotype, the greedy Asian chef. In Germany, Asian chefs are routinely blamed for the country's ills.

Admittedly, we’ve grouped a bunch of the most racially tone-def costumes together; very few of the costumes we saw on German costume websites were this bad. But let’s be honest: These costumes should never have been made in the first place. It’s like they’ve never even seen a person in Germany who wasn’t white.

Could it get any worse than this?

Holy fuck.

Well, that looks utterly impractical. At least it’s kind of cute. Hey, we wonder what else could be done in this vein?

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that guy with the curly hair and glasses isn't supposed to be Davin Hasselhoff, that's a German "comedian" named Atze Schröder.

5/9/2009 11:15:23 AM
coreysMonster

concerning all the dudes in blackface - Americans find this offensive, but should note that no one over there minds, not even black people, because they know it's all in good fun.

like the things posted below about Sinterklaas - no one takes offense, because it's a tradition that was never meant in a racist way.

but of course, for Americans, it probably brings back memories of a time when black people where forced to sit on the back of the bus and entertainers played black people with brown paint on their face.

anyway, a little understanding please...

4/14/2009 12:18:06 PM
Johnny_Caspar

Dude, I would actually wear the dreidel costume, it's cute.
Ah Germany, how I wish to move there.

3/31/2009 5:53:24 PM
RammsteinFoSho

Dreidl costume in Germany? You would think that would be outlawed by now. They've outlawed everything else Nazi-esqe. Rightfully so.

3/5/2009 1:27:24 PM
dizzypdx

i like the last one

2/19/2009 8:38:35 PM
katie6661

oh wow, I've just been censored myself. I guess it then must make sense... the word was n e g r o. or egronay, anayway, I'm just trying to get a point across. Or is someone getting paid for recognizing all 'profanity' and spending the day changing letters to a*******s?

1/18/2009 1:59:33 PM
lizzelotje

... the utterly insulting black dude (yes the one that deserved the comment 'holy f**k' is a Dutch invention. If you are willing to be shocked right after thanksgiving, there's loads of these buggers on the streets for Sinterklaas. They are called Zwarte Piet, which could translate to "Black Pete". The dutch also used to have a kind of candy that was named negerzoen, which translates into 'n***o kiss'. Though being a rather unoffensive creamfilled chocolate on a wafer, the term negerzoen was banned from the dutch vocabulary recently. The name of the chocolate is censored to just 'kiss'. Zwarte Piet is, however, still going strong every frigging year. And yes, he is the servant of a very white man. If you feel like it, look up sinterklaas any time

1/18/2009 1:41:34 PM
lizzelotje

Imapepper:
Of course the dreidl is flipping everyone off. It's stuck in f*****g Germany. As in Germany. Remember WWII? Yeah. That Germany. If I were a giant dreidl, I'd flip them off too.

12/11/2008 9:48:51 AM
Maryland_Belle

I see Hilary Clinton! She's there! There!

11/22/2008 11:34:32 AM
jjmmtt

is it just me or does the cell phone have a camel toe?

11/21/2008 5:54:24 PM
tiggerwitch1

hahahahaha f**k I nearly pissed myself laughing at the indian with the peace pipe in his hand... I need to buy that costume where can I get it?

11/21/2008 12:47:57 PM
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11/21/2008 8:14:57 AM
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11/4/2008 6:43:50 PM
dalekiloveyou

those adult costumes that look like small children are a bit creepy. looks like the start to a pediphile's career in child molesting. "look kiddies, i look like you so you can trust me! let's go behind the garage so i can show you something really neat!"

11/4/2008 6:27:02 AM
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11/2/2008 11:59:13 PM
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11/2/2008 10:25:51 PM
dalekiloveyou

when Germans go back to the sexual costume, they're completely at home... love the psycho male nurse (below the dwarves). Everything else is completely insane.

10/31/2008 6:34:26 AM
interstella

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10/31/2008 12:02:54 AM
vaporfarts

it sort of looks like the dreydl is flipping everyone off...

10/30/2008 6:53:14 PM
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10/30/2008 5:36:37 PM
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