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The 30 Most Unsettling German Halloween Costumes
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Here’s Robin Hood, standing proudly with the weapon he’s least famous for. What’s wrong Germany, couldn’t you find a boomerang to give him?
These two represent the two houses of German parliament, according to an update we just posted on Wikipedia.
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It's the neck trunks that make these costumes, since we're all picturing the guy chatting up another party guest while sucking down a nearby beer with his trunk (for the purposes of this scenario, we're assuming the guy just got a tracheotomy).
Hey, you know who would find this offensive? Cavemen. You know who else? Fucking everybody.
This costume relies on a well-known stereotype, the greedy Asian chef. In Germany, Asian chefs are routinely blamed for the country's ills.
Admittedly, we’ve grouped a bunch of the most racially tone-def costumes together; very few of the costumes we saw on German costume websites were this bad. But let’s be honest: These costumes should never have been made in the first place. It’s like they’ve never even seen a person in Germany who wasn’t white. Could it get any worse than this?
Holy fuck.
Well, that looks utterly impractical. At least it’s kind of cute. Hey, we wonder what else could be done in this vein?
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What?No Hitler costume? The dradal one is just ironic.
i'm one of the people from germany reading this stuff and i laughed my ass off :)
Kiri, I am English and Europeans do have Halloween, we kind of invented it quite a while before your country existed
the one with alf isn't David Hasselhoff, It's Atze, a not very comical white-trash comedian which, sadly, comes from my hometown.
Simone
Just for the record, Kiri, Halloween started in Europe and was brought over here. So the whole "Europeans know how to respect their ancestors" thing is kind of really bulls**t.
Rae
"I HAD SEX WITH HILTER!"
Dad, go back to bed, you're drunk.
GARY G
I HAD SEX WITH HILTER!
Chokdee
This isn't as funny as I expected it to be. I've seen worse at Carneval. Kids may celebrate Halloween, and maybe a couple of older Kids who like to dress like s**tty vampires...but Carnival actually is the costume-thing over here in germany. Try to google "Schnappi" the mostpoplar costume last year...no joke.
Happy_Trails
This site is the funniest thing. Great writing, keep it going.
Shickelgruber
Germany..food, fun and the Fuhrer.
BostonRocco
Kari & Jan,
You are both complete idiots. Every country has its good and bad points. I seem to remember that Germany pulled some seriously evil s**t in the fairly recent past. So tkae your whining, America bashing and shove it up your ill-informed ass. Andelle, thanks for pointing out the obvious grammatical problems that Kiri seems to have. I know, Kiri, counting can be difficult. Try using your fingers if you get stcuk next time.
awkward....
i thought a couple of them were funny but most a bit creepy and upseting "wierd"
Kaylui
Kiri, even if there wasn't Halloween in Germany, there are still German costumes.
People in costumes?! Man...that's crazy!
ive been on this site far too long, i immediatly noticed batman has a boner without reading it. thank you cracked, i love having this completly mandatory boner-vision super power. you are all a*****es.
Andelle
Also... After reading some previous comments. To Kiri. Carnival is not only one letter shorter than Halloween, but they are the same number of syllables.
Andelle
Is it just me, or are the little kid costumes eerily similar to the outfits Bert and Ernie wear?
Uncle Sam
And your proving Germans have no f*****g sense of humor, Jan
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willyhassertt
you spelled dreidel wrong. and how would you like it if everyone else thought you where just like nixon,