How does Bang With Friends score you fun with orifices? First, you quickly sort all of your Facebook friends into fuckable ("Down To Bang") or non-fuckable ("Up For Hang") categories. Then, you wait until one of the "objects of your erection" (sorry, we couldn't come up with another halfway decent malapropism for the ladies) also downloads the app and adds you to their diddle list. Here's one satisfied customer:
"Your loss." -Grandma
If cravenly fishing for sex among borderline strangers you went to church camp with 20 years ago doesn't work, you can also anonymously email them to persuade them to add the app, because -- if our spam folders have taught us anything -- there's nothing more erotic than receiving emails from faceless Internet phantoms demanding intercourse.