Thankfully, the movie universe and the part of the universe where real people reside never meet. If they did, we'd never be surprised by a movie ever again. By the time the script was written and the film was shot, the characters would have given away the plot on Facebook a long time ago.

It would probably look something like this ...

Citizen Kane

Charles Foster Kane Rosebud... Like Comment See Friendship 42 minutes ago  Reporter WTF? 21 minutes ago Charles Foster Kane I fucking love this sled!

The Usual Suspects

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