Just a few years ago, the idea of a dating app would have felt as foreign as using the word "app" outside of a Chili's restaurant. These days, finding an anonymous sex partner is just a matter of installing Grindr or Tinder on your phone. (Wait, is there no app simply called "Sexer"? Weird.) And as these apps continue to evolve, they keep getting more specific ... and creepy.
4 Carrot Dating App Will Let You Bribe Your Way to Dates
Tired of receiving rejection after rejection on dating apps because women can't stand your Hitler 'stache and your Putin charm? Then Carrot Dating is the app for you. With a promotional line pulled straight out of The Godfather ("Make them an offer they simply can't refuse"), there's NO WAY your love life has taken a turn for the worse if you've got this on your phone.
The way it works is almost too gross to put down on paper. Basically, you offer any "gift" you're willing to hand out on your Carrot Dating profile, and the women will come flocking to you, basking in your rays of materialism as they beg for a date so that you hand over your gift. According to the site, if you dangle the right carrot, you can get any woman you want! You know, until someone comes along with a bigger carrot, because you searched for women on a gold-digging app in the first place.
"Exchanging goods for sex? How has no one thought of this before!?!"