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You know that super-weird habit you have, that you would never admit to in polite company? Everyone else probably does that same creepy thing, but it's impossible to find out for sure without some incredibly awkward confession, right?

There's only one way to find out. Check out this list, courtesy of readers like you.

This contest was based on a suggestion by Mihailocukk, whose weird, secret habits are probably fine.

Entry by 80srocker18

Since have to vacuum ARomatsemal CRACKED.CON I'II pick andfPIY flick my boogers onto the carpet,

Entry by 80srocker18

If I'M sitting at a red light at 3:00 a.m. and no one else is around, I will go through 'even if it's on a main road.

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