24 Movies And Shows That Said "Yeah, Sure" To Ill-Conceived Merch

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24 Movies And Shows That Said "Yeah, Sure" To Ill-Conceived Merch

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George Lucas famously made the genius move of retaining all the merchandise rights for every Star Wars thing. Then he presumably dug a swimming pool to hold the truckloads of cash that poured in. Unfortunately, every franchise since then has been angling for some of that sweet merchandising cheddar, so we wind up with some truly ill-conceived official products.

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