The Best, Most Underrated Lines From Shows And Movies, Pt. 1

Movie and TV show lines you liked so much that you paused and wrote them down.
The Best, Most Underrated Lines From Shows And Movies, Pt. 1

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Sometimes movie and TV writing is so great that it wins awards. But a lot of times, absolutely brilliant lines go by completely unnoticed. We asked our readers to rectify that by showing us the best things movie and TV characters ever said.

The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

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IT'S EASY TO CONFUSE WHAT IS WITH WHAT OUGHT TO BE, ESPECIALLY WHEN WHAT IS HAS WORKED IN YOUR FAVOR. -Tyrion Lannister, Game of Thrones
OH, YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS NOW, HUH, BITCH? WELL, GOOD! 'CAUSE YOU 'BOUT TO MEET HIM! - MAJOR MARQUIS WARREN, THE HATEFUL EIGHT mo CRACKED COM
This is America. Pick a job and then become the person that does it. -Bobbie Barrett Mad Men 2008 CRACKED.COM
30 ROCK I only pass gas once a year, for an hour, atop a mountain in Switzerland. Jack Donaghy CRACKEDCON
The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudice
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CRACKEDco WE ARE WHAT THEY GROW BEYOND. THAT IS THE TRUE BURDEN OF ALL MASTERS. YODA STAR THE LAST.JEDI WARS
DON'T LET ANYONE EVER MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE WHAT YOU WANT. - PATRICK, 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU CRACKEDCON
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Your future hasn't been written yet! No one's has! Your future is whatever YOu make it! So make it a good one. - Doc Brown, Back to the Future II CRAC
CRACKEDCON Just fear me, love me, do as say and will be your slave. -Jareth HNBYRINTH
CRACKEDCON As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I Gilmo r can be totally flexible. -Lorelai Gilmore girls
CRACKED COM What the fe*k does WTF mean? -Gary, The World's End (2013)
But that's life. One minute you're on top of the world. The next minute, some secretary is running you over with a lawnmower -Joan Holloway Mad Men 20
IT'S PEOPLE LIKE YOU THAT GIVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU A BAD NAME. -Jessica Jones, Jessica Jones CRACKED.COM
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American Dad!

Ah, I love your religion - for the crazy! Virgin birth, water into wine; it's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music. - Roger
It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
There's a reason why you separate military and the police. One fights the enemies of the state. The other serves and protects the people. When the mi
NOBODY EXISTS ON PURPOSE, NOBODY BELONGS ANYWHERE, EVERYBODY'S GONNA DIE. COME WATCH TV MORTY. RICK AND MORTY CRACKEDCON
You gonna do something, or just stand there and bleed? -Wyatt Earp, Tombstone.
I'm just like any modern woman, trying to have it all. A loving husband, a family. It's just... I wish I had more time to seek out the dark forces
I don't know what's scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it. Giles Prentice Broken Arrow CRACKED
Listen, I can't make You a great dancer. I don't even know if I can make YOu a good dancer. But, if you keep trying and don't quit, I know I can make
Have you never wanted to do anything that was dangerous? -Henry Frankenstein, Frankenstein (1931) CRACKED COM
CRACKED G COM What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me... to sell nylons. Don Draper, Mad Men
YOU RUN INTO AN ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING, YOU RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE. YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE. RAYLAN GIVENS, JUSTIFIED
PEOPLE SHOULD NOT BE AFRAID OF THEIR GOVERNMENTS. GOVERNMENTS SHOULD BE AFRAID OF THEIR PEOPLE. VFOR SO SAID V, IN VENDETTA CRACKED.COM
If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward, then, brother, that person is piece skt. -Rust Cohle, a of True Detecti
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