18 Jokes for the Hall of Fame, October 2, 2023
‘Student loans are basically small business loans, and the business is you. And you’re maybe not such a great business’
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- By Erik Barnes
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0 Four Spooky Legal Defenses People Actually Argued
Your honor, a demon made me do it
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Frighteningly Funny ‘SNL’ Horror Spoofs
These comedy bits are a scream
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- By Matt Solomon
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The Funniest Jokes, Burns and One-Liners from the ‘Family Guy’ Season 22 Premiere
Lindsey Graham, Papa John’s and the guy from Counting Crows were all burnt to a crisp last night
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- By Ian Garner
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Bill Watterson Fans Furious Over A.I. Calvin and Hobbes
Some things are sacred, like a boy and his tiger
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- By Matt Solomon
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Sometimes movie and TV writing is so great that it wins awards. But a lot of times, absolutely brilliant lines go by completely unnoticed. We asked our readers to rectify that by showing us the best things movie and TV characters ever said.
The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:
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Entry by John Sherwood
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Entry by Andres Diplotti
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Entry by Daniel Fraizer
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31 Common Misconceptions People Still Believe
CSI shows wouldn’t be nearly as exciting if they were actually based on real life
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- By Cracked Writers, Timon DJ Spajic
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‘The Simpsons’ Season 35 Premiere Recap: ‘Homer’s Crossing’ Crosses Swords With Militarized Policing
The new season starts with a heavy focus on a topically touchy subject
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- By Keegan Kelly
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There should be a Scoville scale for facts
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- By Cracked Writers, Brian C. Miller
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They do not make Jack a dull boy
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- By Brian C. Miller, Cracked Writers
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30 Super Secret Cameo Appearances in Famous Movies
Celebs sure love wearing stormtrooper helmets
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- By Timon DJ Spajic, Cracked Writers
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5 People Who Straight-Up Had the Worst Day Ever
Your lunch order might be wrong, but at least you don’t have a meteorite lodged in your ribs
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- By Eli Yudin
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Four Spooky Legal Defenses People Actually Argued
Your honor, a demon made me do it
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 Frighteningly Funny ‘SNL’ Horror Spoofs
These comedy bits are a scream
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- By Matt Solomon
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- Comments
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The Funniest Jokes, Burns and One-Liners from the ‘Family Guy’ Season 22 Premiere
Lindsey Graham, Papa John’s and the guy from Counting Crows were all burnt to a crisp last night
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- By Ian Garner
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