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Sometimes movie and TV writing is so great that it wins awards. But a lot of times, absolutely brilliant lines go by completely unnoticed. We asked our readers to rectify that by showing us the best things movie and TV characters ever said.

The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

Entry by Omar Fahmy

OH, YOU BELIEVE IN JESUS NOW, HUH, BITCH? WELL, GOOD! 'CAUSE YOU 'BOUT TO MEET HIM! - MAJOR MARQUIS WARREN, THE HATEFUL EIGHT mo CRACKED COM

Entry by Kevin King

The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudice

Entry by Omar Fahmy

DON'T LET ANYONE EVER MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU DON'T DESERVE WHAT YOU WANT. - PATRICK, 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU CRACKEDCON

Entry by Hildifons

CRACKEDCON Just fear me, love me, do as say and will be your slave. -Jareth HNBYRINTH

Entry by Buttersnix

But that's life. One minute you're on top of the world. The next minute, some secretary is running you over with a lawnmower -Joan Holloway Mad Men 20

Entry by Kevin King

Ah, I love your religion - for the crazy! Virgin birth, water into wine; it's like Harry Potter, but it causes genocide and bad folk music. - Roger

Entry by Omar Fahmy

NOBODY EXISTS ON PURPOSE, NOBODY BELONGS ANYWHERE, EVERYBODY'S GONNA DIE. COME WATCH TV MORTY. RICK AND MORTY CRACKEDCON

Entry by MarkFox

I don't know what's scarier, losing nuclear weapons, or that it happens so often there's actually a term for it. Giles Prentice Broken Arrow CRACKED

Entry by Omar Fahmy

CRACKED G COM What you call 'love' was invented by guys like me... to sell nylons. Don Draper, Mad Men

Entry by Dr.Maybe

If the only thing keeping a person decent is the expectation of divine reward, then, brother, that person is piece skt. -Rust Cohle, a of True Detecti

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