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The 25 Dumbest Ways You Managed To Injure Yourself

By:: Cracked Plasticians

November 05, 2017

The 25 Dumbest Ways You Managed To Injure Yourself

We all expect kids to be clumsy and awkward. The problem is, most of us are still stumbling around like idiots well into adulthood.

Need proof? Well ...

25 Entry by Cinnamaxx

0 BROKE MY NOSE FALLING OUT OF THE SHOWER. MY TOWEL WAS ON THE TOILET SEAT, SLIGHTLY OUT OF REACH. INSTEAD OF STEPPING OUT OF THE TUB TO GET CLOSER, I

24 Entry by Karen Jones

IHDO I blew out my vocal cords with one yell. After a high school basketball game, the rival team started tearing down and rippingupthe hand drawn spi

23 Entry by Vincent Pall

The 25 Dumbest Ways You Managed To Injure Yourself

22 Entry by Nicolae Horga

Having good reflexes is not necessarily useful. I was working on my model train set one day, when I saw something fall off the table from the corner o

21 Entry by Karin Coburn

CRACKED.COM When I talk, I gesture with my hands a lot. Once, I was holding a lit cigarette in my right hand, and was talking excitedly about somethin

20 Entry by missdemeanor

CRACKEDCO Wanna know how I got these scars? I heated a knife to cut through a block of frozen butter SO it would spread more easily on my toast. After

19 Entry by Hestutomo Restu Kuncoro

My flatmate was cooking ramen noodles when I went to the kitchen to wash my hands. As she strained off the boiling water I extended my hands below the

18 Entry by Harvey Sapigao

0 had a curious thought one day: If 0 couldn't fit a body part in between a stapler's jaws, would staples still pierce my skin if 0 just pressed down

17 Entry by AsherNitin

The 25 Dumbest Ways You Managed To Injure Yourself

16 Entry by Moses Armstrong

E was wearing my cat as a scarf when my partner opened the cat food bag. My neck got covered in scratches. Some got infected, leaving scars. crAth

15 Entry by PollyDarton

once WHEN WAS In HIGHSCHOOL DROPPED mY CURLInG IRON WHILEO WAS CURLING mY BANGS And BURNED THE IRIS OF my RIGHT eye. IT WAS A Fun DAY In THE ER:

14 Entry by denzity007

CRACKEDCON I tried to do a chin-u on my shower curtain rod. Unfortunately, since it wasn't bolted to the wall it collapsed and I fell. My backside was

13 Entry by Joyce Rogers

I jumped a snowmobile over a ridge, not realizing there was a frozen creek on the other side. To avoid the ice, I dumped the snowmobile on its side an

12 Entry by Moses Armstrong

In high school I was challenged to kick a stop sign, and I gave it a shot. 1P 862900 I 862900 2P 1000 KO ZE 9 VGA CAP I woke up on my back, with the w

11 Entry by chrisbailey0615

The 25 Dumbest Ways You Managed To Injure Yourself

10 Entry by S Peter Davis

Sitting at my computer, I reached up to scratch my forehead AND MISSED. I poked myself IN THE EYE so hard that it was red and sore for two weeks.

9 Entry by Harvey Sapigao

0 was SO preoccupied with my phone that 0 didn't notice that 0 was about to walk into a huge pole until it was too late, and I got a big red bump on m

8 Entry by AmyB8484

I was teaching an aerobic dance class, but lately I'd gotten out of shape. I started feeling dizzy, but I was tOO embarrassed to slow down, so L tried

7 Entry by stellabled

CRACKED.COM After using the vacuum, I unplugged it by yanking on the cord, standing six feet from the outlet. The plug flew at me and the prongs slice

6 Entry by Maureen Hanlon

Once in high school, I showed off during a science demo for some sixth graders by doing a neat trick I had seen at science camp: igniting some ethanol

5 Entry by Kevin King

A couple years ago, I was dancing around to my old CD of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers soundtrack. I jumped on a wobbly exercise machine, fell, and

4 Entry by Karin Coburn

1 all was carrying nine bags of by our groceries myself (like boss) a from the I be car missed the first step leading to the front door. 1 up tripped,

3 Entry by Hestutomo Restu Kuncoro

Like a more reckless version of putting playing cards on bicycle spokes, I used to rest my booted heel on my motorbike's wheel hub because I loved the

2 Entry by Karin Coburn

HONCY ING RANCH TIND MUSTARD te BARBtQUT SWEET E KKING OR KING BUFTALO LING & SOUR One day I was stocking sauces at work for the drive- thru. Some of

1 Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKED I laughed at my mom's ceramic knives, saying that just because they looked like plastic, they must be blunt. And to prove a point, I took one

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