Hollywood has shown us some pretty amazing characters over the years. From suave, cool hitmen to hilarious but dangerous super-humans, filmmakers have been keeping us entertained since forever with whatever awesome woman, man, or thing their minds can imagine.

It's too bad every single one of them would fail outside their respective universes. For example ...

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