Dark Humor Jokes From Unexpected Sources

Including this terrifying bit from Ronald Reagan at the height of the Cold War: ‘My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you today that I’ve signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes’

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Proof That Celebrities Should Never Give Life Tips

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Proof That Celebrities Should Never Give Life Tips

Celebrities can be great for a lot of things. They entertain us, they sometimes use their oodles of money for the good of others, and the occasional scandal is always amazing for society.

They're also great at using their influence is spread some strange and often dumb beliefs. Behold!

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