‘Everything Everywhere All at Once’ Just Passed Hit Comedy ‘Morbius’ at the Domestic Box Office

It’s no longer Morbin’ Time

Authors: By Keegan Kelly
Published: March 23, 2023
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15 Brian Regan Jokes for the Hall of Fame

“The lamest crime is loitering. You imagine a guy with a 30-page rap sheet that’s all loitering. What do you do with a guy like that? Throw him in jail, where he can’t go anywhere?”

Authors: By Dan Fritschie
Published: March 23, 2023
Comments: 5

Sorry Hallmark Movies, Big City Folk Are Living Better Lives

In fact, according to a new study, small-town life is much more like a Lifetime network melodrama

Authors: By Lauren Vinopal
Published: March 23, 2023
Comments: 3

Historic Donations That Sound Insane But Are Actually Pretty Useful

To be honest, 2,000 tons of chicken wasn’t really nearly enough

Authors: By Amanda Mannen
Published: March 23, 2023
Comments: 3

The Most Fun Bob Odenkirk Had in Show Business Was Doing 'Matt Foley' at Second City with Chris Farley

Odenkirk first saw Farley's superstar potential "When I got within 100 feet of him (for the first time)"

Authors: By Keegan Kelly
Published: March 23, 2023
Comments: 0

15 Simple Misunderstandings (That Blew Up, Hard)

By:: Cracked Plasticians

September 25, 2013

Misunderstandings happen all the time. Language is hard, ears and brains are fallible, Taco Bell left out my soft taco again. But it's just a fact of life, we're not going achieve pure harmony until we have Babelfish or mind meld technology. Or Professor X just wheeling around adjudicating things. Plugged up to Cerebro, just booming down like the voice of God, saying “no no no, your wife said she wanted fish for dinner, not wish I married a winner.” Kinda hard to tell if that would be life easier or more terrifying, tbh.

Some misunderstands, however, turn out to be way more catastrophic than that time mom put pickles on your hamburger. Like, colonialism and World War-level catastrophic. We're talking tiny little goofs that turned into big huge to-dos. We asked our readers to bring us the worst misunderstandings of all time and came up with a pretty solid 15. Winner got $100 ...