17 (Supposedly) Smart Characters Who Really, Really Aren’t

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17 (Supposedly) Smart Characters Who Really, Really Aren’t

Spoiler alert: Smart characters are usually created by people who are not so smart. The only indications we get of their genius are things like usage of big words, or maybe they're doctors, or maybe they're just old.

But we definitely wouldn't know they're smart by the dumb shit they say.

Entry by angust

But that DNA looks human! MISSION TO MARS MCCONNELL IS LOOKING AT ABOUT THIRTY NUCLEOTIDES- TEN GENES. THERE ARE THREE BILLION GENES IN THE HUMAN GENO

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