The 10 Best Dark Humor Jokes from George Carlin

‘There is something refreshingly ironic about people lying on the beach contracting skin cancer in an attempt to acquire a purely illusory appearance of good health, while germ-laden medical waste washes up on the sand all around them’

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15 Overseas-Only Products That'll Make You Want To Defect

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l coffee float Mo Cof:

Look, the U.S. of A. is pretty legit and all, but there are some things that are happening overseas that we wish would be going on here. And by "some things" we mean "nude beaches."

Just kidding (not really), we want all of the following cool shit here, too. For example ...

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