We can blame the news or television or Hollywood for a lot of the crap we believe about alcohol and its effects on our meatbags. But those mediums just perpetuate the myths -- we're pretty sure the source of all of these myths was someone who was just totally shitfaced.

As always, thanks to AuntieMeme for the voodoo she works putting these together.

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