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25 Soldiers With Killing Sprees Straight Out Of Call Of Duty

By:: AM Smiley

May 28, 2016

25 Soldiers With Killing Sprees Straight Out Of Call Of Duty

Memorial Day is a great time to remember all the sacrifices that have been made so that we can sit here and laugh at poop jokes on the Internet.

Which is why we teamed up with AuntieMeme to pay our respects to some people that would eat Rambo's lunch and high five him on their way to his mother's bedroom.

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MILUNKA SAVIC TOOK HER BROTHER'S PLACE IN THE SERBIAN ARMY. AND SHE WAS A RIDICULOUS BADASS. During the Battle of Kolubara, Corporal Savic ran through

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DIRK J. VLUG SERVED IN THE PHILLIPINES DURING WORLD WAR ll. AND HE TOOK OUT 5 TANKS, ON HIS OWN. When Vlug's unit encountered a group of Japanese tank

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BENJAMIN L. SALOMON SERVED As A FIELD DENTIST DURING WIWII. AND WHEN THINGS GOT REAL, HE WENT RAMBO. While Captain Salomon was treating the wounded, J

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BENJAMIN F. WILSON SERVED IN THE ARMY IN THE KOREAN WAR. AND HE DEFENDED HELL HILL WITH A SHOVEL. Major Wilson was shot in the leg while defending the

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ALVIN YORK FILeD AS A CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR. HE WAS DENIED. SO HE CAPTURED A BATALLION BY HIMSELF. It was World War I. York was one of 17 American so

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MATT L. URBAN IS THE MOST DECORATED SOLDIER IN us HISTORY HIS ENEMIES CALLED HIM 'THE GHOST. Captain Urban earned the nickname from his German enemi

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PIRU SINGH WAS A MEMBER OF THE RAJAPUTANA RIFLES. AND HE SHOUTED HIS WAY TO INVINCIBILITY. Singh's unit had suffered 50% casualties trying to take a r

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FRANCIS L. SAMPSON WAS CHAPLAIN FOR A PARACHUTE REGIMENT. AND HE SAVED PRIVATE NILAND ON HIS OWN. During WWIl, Sampson heard of an American soldier wh

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WILLIAM HENRY JOHNSON WAs IN THE FIRST MOSTLY BLACK UNIT OF WWI. HE WAS ALSO KNOWN AS 'THE BLACK DEATH. In 1918, Johnson and fellow soldier Needham R

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YOGENDRA SINGH YADAV WAS A19-YEAR-OLD INDIAN GRENADIER. AND HE TOOK DOWN TWO CLIFFTOP BUNKERS SOLO. Yadav was a member of an Indian grenade battalion

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LYUDMILA PAVLICHENKO WAS A UKRAINE-BORN SNIPER FOR THE USSR. AND NOBODY WANTED TO GIVE HER THE JOB. When Pavlichenko signed up for the army, officials

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AUDIE MURPHY WAS 16, 5'5 AND WEIGHED 1IO POUNDS. YET HE'S THE MOST DECORATED u.s. COMBAT SOLDIER OF WWII. In 1944, he encountered a German machine gu

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BILL MILLIN WAS A BRIGADE BAGPIPER DURING WORLD WAR l. AND HE PLAYED HIS PIPES AT NORMANDY. Millin's Brigade Commander Lord Lovat ordered him to strol

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LEWIS MILLETT DESERTED THE AIR FORCE TO JOIN THE CANADIAN ARMY. THEN HE CAME BACK LIKE AN ACTION HERO. In 1940, Col. Millett decided the U.S. was taki

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LEO MAJOR WAS A FRENCH CANADIAN SOLIDER DURING WWII. AND HE RAMBO'D ALL THE GERMANS OUT OF A TOWN. Major's regiment was tasked with blowing up the tow

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JAy ZEAMER LED A TEAM OF OUTCASTS AND MISFITS IN WWII. AND THOSE LOSERS HELD OFF 17 ENEMY FIGHTERS. Zeamer's troublemakers were given a derelict B-17

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THOMAS' TODGER' JONES WAS AN INFANTRYMAN WITH THE BRITISH ARMY. you WOULDN'T LIKE HIM WHEN HE'S ANGRY. Todger and his unit were chilling out in a tre

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SIMO HAYHA WAS A FINNISH FARMER IN 39. HE SINGLEHANDEDLY TOOK OuT 705 RUSSIAN SOLDIERS. Hayha grabbed his trusty rifle and a couple of cans of food, h

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MICHAEL J. FITZMAURICE WAS GHARDING AN AIRSTRIP IN VIETNAM. HE TOOK A GRENADE, AND KEPT ON FIGHTING. It was 1971, and Fitzmaurice had just completed h

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BRIAN CHONTOSH WAsS A MARINE GHARDING A CONVOY IN IRAG. AND WHEN IT WAS HIT, HE WENT INTO FPS MODE. Lt. Chontosh's convoy was ambushed from a trench,

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JACK CHURCHILL WAS AN ALLIED COMMANDER IN WORLD WAR ll. AND HE FOUGHT WITH A CLAYMORE. Churchill is credited with capturing a total of 42 Germans and

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JOHN P. BOBO TOOK A MORTAR TO THE LEG IN VIETNAM. AND HE KEPT RIGHT ON FIGHTING. The mortar blew off 2nd Lt. Bobo's right leg, which apparently just m

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ROBERT CAIN WAS A BRITISH INFANTRYMAN DURING WWII. NOTHING COULD STOP HIM FROM DESTROYING TANKS. During the Battle of Arnhem, Major Cain decided to sq

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GEORGE CAIRNS WAS A MEMBER OF THE BRITISH CHINDITS. WHEN HE LOST ONE ARM HE RAINED DOWN DEATH WITH THE OTHER. Although the Chindits were tough as nail

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KRYSTYNA SKARBEK WORKED FOR THE BRITISH SECRET SERVICE. AND SHE HAD JEDI MIND-POWERS. In 1944, Skarbek was sent to France in preparation for the liber

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