Memorial Day is a great time to remember all the sacrifices that have been made so that we can sit here and laugh at poop jokes on the Internet.

Which is why we teamed up with AuntieMeme to pay our respects to some people that would eat Rambo's lunch and high five him on their way to his mother's bedroom.

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