Pop culture loves to take famous figures and give them a complete makeover that we wouldn't expect. And yet it turns out this is often times unnecessary. We asked our readers to go back through the annals of time (i.e. a Google search minus "boobs") to prove that, indeed, truth is stranger than fiction. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by Xtascina

As child. a I dragged dead a squirrel home on a skateboard, cut it open and tried to look at its brain. - Jessica Biel GRAGKEDOON

Entry by KMFDM4L

The greatest feeling you can get in a gym or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. It feels fantastic. It's as satisfying t

Entry by bullamakanka

They don't call me 'Tyrannosaurus Sex' for nothing! Ted Kennedy, wearing a Barney costume, 1993 Xmas party.

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