18 Unexpected (and Real) Quotes by Famous Figures

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Pop culture loves to take famous figures and give them a complete makeover that we wouldn't expect. And yet it turns out this is often times unnecessary. We asked our readers to go back through the annals of time (i.e. a Google search minus "boobs") to prove that, indeed, truth is stranger than fiction. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by ssl0th

Do they think that I am such a damned fool AS to think myself fit for President of the United States? No, sir; I know what I am fit for. I can comman

Entry by gotler

It's all a big hoax, honey. I never wrote a song in my life. I get one-third of the credit for recording it It makes me look smarter than I am. I've n

Entry by hutchins18

I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers. -David Duchovny

There are FOUR regular contests for you to choose from. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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