Pop culture loves to take famous figures and give them a complete makeover that we wouldn't expect. And yet it turns out this is often times unnecessary. We asked our readers to go back through the annals of time (i.e. a Google search minus "boobs") to prove that, indeed, truth is stranger than fiction. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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