We know they're out there. They are the ones with a superpower so great, we all wish we could have it. We are, of course, talking about the power of not giving a single shit in any given situation.

And with that in mind, this is our tribute to some folks around globe who so entirely gave zero fucks that we think me might actually owe them a few. Our readers scoured the Internet looking for these individuals, and we gave money to the winner ...

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