17Entry by T. S. Obiech
16Entry by SkotLooney
Death is lurking around every corner. Like, seriously -- none of you are safe. Mother nature, outer space, safety lessons, survival tips -- all of them have a hidden agenda to make you into a carcass.
So as part of our state mandated community service, we enlisted our readers to help us help you survive this cold, unforgiving planet. The winner is below, but first the runners up.
Help yourself to a steaming plate of truth.
It's kind of a pain, being kind of a big deal.
Here's a stack of actuallys, for dealing with fancy people.