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15 Brian Regan Jokes for the Hall of Fame

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19 All-Time Instances Of Rotten Behavior

By:: Cracked Plasticians

December 17, 2014

Look, we aren't saying that going around being an asshole until you're famous for it is a great way to live your life -- but it could make for a pretty badass story.

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19 Entry by Aaron Matthew Smith

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18 Entry by roguematt

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16 Entry by Nicolae Horga

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14 Entry by Nicolae Horga

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13 Entry by Niema

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Ray Kroc, who turned McDonald's into a global fast-food powerhouse, had several disputes with the McDonald brothers. from 5 whom he licenced the name

10 Entry by Scott Laffey

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In 1807, Napoleon was expanding his territory and ready to invade Portugal, which was the center of a large empire but unable to resist the French for

8 Entry by MinorShan

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7 Entry by Zapp Rowsdower

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6 Entry by mkad

In the mid 197os two brutal African dictators had horribly similar policies. In President Uganda, Idi Amin Mengistu charged families Haile Mariam of u

5 Entry by dritjon

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Denise Lyman leased a Manhattan apartment in 2001 to Danielle Kousoulis, who became a victim of 9/11. Losing her OVERDUE tenant, Ms. Kousoulis moved i

3 Entry by Aaron Matthew Smith

In 1970, John Fogerty (then with In 1985, John Fogerty Creedence Clearwater Revival, (playing solo) wrote under Fantasy Records) wrote and recorded an

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In 1899, young war correspondent and future 'Greatest Ever Briton' Winston Churchill was captured during the Second Boer War, and placed in a South Af

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This is Joseph Richardson's New York City Spite House. In 1882, Hyman Sarner purchased the empty corner lot on Lexington Ave, and made Richardson an

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