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THE HUNDRED FLOWERS MOVEMENT EiZh By 1956, the newly republicked communists in China were getting a bad rap for being anti-intellectual. As a result.

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CRACKEDC COM Bulldozing Bully or Lumberjackass? LOGGER BARRY SWEGLE ENDED YEARS OF FEUDING WITH HIS NEIGHBOR OVER THE OTHER'S FENCE PLACEMENT BY BULLD

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CRACKED.COM DURING THE 2001 ENERGY CRISIS IN CALIFORNIA, ENRON DELIBERATELY AGGRAVATED IT BY SHUTTING DOWN POWER PLANTS ON FALSE PRETENCES IN ORDER TO

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In 1899, young war correspondent and future 'Greatest Ever Briton' Winston Churchill was captured during the Second Boer War, and placed in a South Af

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