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By:: Shea

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They say opposites attract, and few prove that rule as well as these platonic pairings from the past and the present. Read on for the surprising assortment of friendships.

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GROUCHO MARX AND ALICE COOPER They pair met when Marx went to a Cooper show. They lived close by, and Marx had insomnia so he would invite Cooper over — Read More: 6 Random Celebrities Who Formed Epic Bonds

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PRINCE AND MUHAMMAD ALI Prince was a lifelong fan of Ali, and the two met up (albeit as a charity publicity stunt) to bond over their shared love of m — Read More: 6 Random Celebrities Who Formed Epic Bonds

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PITBULL AND JOHN TRAVOLTA QA Spirit Travolta said his good friend Pitbull inspired him to shave his head. Travolta is a fan of Pitbull, and Pitbull co — Source: Mitu

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HARRY HOUDINI AND ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE Houdini sent the Sherlock Holmes' author a copy of his book The Unmasking of Robert-Houdin, beginning a friendshi — Source: Mental Floss

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SAMUEL BECKETT AND ANDRE THE GIANT The Waiting for Godot author was a friend of Andre's dad and would drive Andre to school, a story that Andre told o — Source: Mental Floss

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BRITNEY SPEARS AND MEL GIBSON Post-public meltdown Gibson reached out to Spears after she had her own public meltdown. The two have counselled each ot — Read More: 6 Random Celebrities Who Formed Epic Bonds

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ULYSSES S. GRANT AND JAMES LONGSTREET The two attended West Point together and managed to stay friends even though they were generals on opposite side — Source: ListVerse

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50 CENT AND BETTE MIDLER unu The pair met while working together on the New York Restoration Project. Midler has said, He really makes my life worth — Source: NY Daily

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JOHN F. KENNEDY AND FRANK SINATRA While the FBI was investigating Sinatra's ties to the Mafia, it was reported that Kennedy spent a weekend with Sinat — Source: Mental Floss

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J.R.R. TOLKIEN AND C.S. LEWIS Both authors were in a literary discussion group at Oxford. The men, along with Henry Victor Dyson, had a long religious — Source: Mental Floss

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JULIAN ASSANGE AND LADY GAGA The pair had a five-hour dinner while Assange was hiding out at the Ecuadorean embassy in London. Little is known about t — Read More: 6 Random Celebrities Who Formed Epic Bonds

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NIKOLA TESLA AND MARK TWAIN Historians don't know how the two met, but the two were seen together frequently. Supposedly Tesla's earthquake machine — Source: Mental Floss

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SNOOP DOGG AND MARTHA STEWART Snoop first met Stewart on The Martha Stewart Show in 2008. Since then, they've been friends in both public apperances ( — Read More: 6 Random Celebrities Who Formed Epic Bonds

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T.S. ELIOT AND GROUCHO MARX Eliot first wrote to Marx as a fan, and they continued to write each other letters. Their friendship may have been more c — Source: Mental Floss

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MARILYN MONROE AND ELLA FITZGERALD In order to get Fitzgerald booked at a club, Monroe promised to show up every time she'd perform. Fitzgerald's care — Source: ListVerse

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BOB HOPE AND DWIGHT EISENHOWER In 1943, then-General Eisenhower enjoyed Hope's performance for the troops so much he wanted to meet him, and their fri — Source: Mental Floss

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HELEN KELLER AND ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL Before his famous invention, Bell taught students who were deaf and mute. They stayed in touch, and he helped h — Source: Mental Floss

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ED SHEERAN AND COURTNEY COX Introducted by a mutual friend, Sheeran lived with Cox for three months while he was recording an album. He also supposedl — Source: Cosmo

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LUCILLE BALL AND CAROL BURNETT The I Love Lucy star was a mentor to Burnett. Ball, 22 years Burnett's senior, even threw Burnett a baby shower. CRACKE — Source: Mental Floss

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HELEN KELLER AND MARK TWAIN Twain met Keller at a dinner party when he was in his last 50s and she was just 14. The two exchanged many letters. Twain — Source: Mental Floss

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PAT BUCHANAN AND HUNTER S. THOMPSON The unlikely pair met when Thompson covered Nixon's 1972 campaign. Thompson hated Nixon but got along with his con — Source: Mental Floss

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