Mickey Rourke seemed poised for a comeback around the late 2000's: First Sin City, then his face-mutilating performance in The Wrestler; even his bit part in The Expendables got rave reviews. But it feels like no one's seen him in close to a decade.

We wanted to know just what the hell Rourke has been up to. So we dug into his Wikipedia page, which only left us with more questions:

But the trail goes cold after 2013: 2010 -present [ edit In 2011, Rourke was cast in the film Java Heat as an American citizen shadowing terrorist gro

I'll tell you right now: we never find out. We can only move on to Personal Life, but be warned... that only raises more questions. 3 Personal life 3.

In addition to his faith, Rourke has publicly attributed his comeback to his dogs. Rourke gave his dogs credit during his Golden Globe Best Actor acce

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Beau Jack Beau Jack sired two of Rourke's later pets, Loki and her littermate Chocolate. [69] Beau Jack died in 2002, although Rourke reportedly gave

Loki not purebred. Loki, his most-publicized dog whom he described as the love of my life [63] was a chihuahua-terrier mix. [65][66] So reliant was

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