Mickey Rourke seemed poised for a comeback around the late 2000's: First Sin City, then his face-mutilating performance in The Wrestler; even his bit part in The Expendables got rave reviews. But it feels like no one's seen him in close to a decade.
We wanted to know just what the hell Rourke has been up to. So we dug into his Wikipedia page, which only left us with more questions:
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