CBS Didn’t Want Carol Burnett’s Birthday Special, Just Like They Didn’t Want Her Show in the First Place
More people watched ‘Carol Burnett: 90 Years of Laughter + Love’ than currently live in Arizona, but CBS thought we’d rather see another rerun of ‘FBI’
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0 Patton Oswalt Has Three Words for Grads: You Poor Bastards
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Mike Birbiglia Is Committed to Showing Us How the Comedy Sausage Is Made
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‘South Park’ Fans Are Risking It All for the Chance to Eat at the New Casa Bonita
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Andrea Meno
Celebrities can't save the world, but they can lighten everyone else's load a little bit by using their platform and their money. So it's a good thing that a bunch of them are doing just that, rather than anchoring their yachts in the Caribbean and waiting for the whole thing to blow over.
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