27 Uncomfortable Questions About Food, Answered

27 Uncomfortable Questions About Food, Answered

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If there's one thing we've learned from culinary reality shows, it's that cooking is surprisingly complicated. And there are about 8,000 different sauces, all of which you're picturing wrong. So we asked our readers to help us feel less ignorant the next time we're perusing a menu and trying to figure out what in the heck to order.

Here's what they came up with:

What is a grit, anyways? noun grit Grits are made grit of grit of sand) (as GRAVEL abrasives) from coarsely Definition SAND, aranule many sharp (as 1

CRACKED Broccoli Rabe is pronounced Broccoli Rob but has no relation to the vegetable! In fact, it's more closely related to the turnip

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