26 Basic Things That You Just Can't Seem To Master

How is this basic stuff still so confusing?
26 Basic Things That You Just Can't Seem To Master

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Ever feel like everyone else has the world figured out, while you're still struggling? Like you can't parse why other people seem to instantly grasp things that are confusing or complicated to you? You're not alone.

Here are some basic tasks that we just can't wrap our big, dumb brains around.

26 Basic Things That You Just Can't Seem To Master
AFTER ALMOST 30 YEARS OF LIVING ON PLANET. GRA THIS IN IT'S STILL A MYSTERY TO ME HOW SOME PEOPLE NEVER MISPLACE THEIR KEYS.
Most people I know can memorize song lyrics and sing flawlessly. I CAN'T DO ANY OF THAT. I've always avoided karaoke places, or even singing in cars w
I've always been amazed by people who can recite movie quotes or punchlines sO easily. DUDE, WE JUIST WHAT MOVIE SAW IT WAS THAT YESTERDAY! PLA RIS FR
MY WHOLE LIFE, I've never been able to burp. I've seen my friends do it easily. Soda and beer are my enemies. They leave my stomach uncomfortable, but
tutorials... countless watching Even after 11 10 I still can't tie a windsor knot without the help of my younger brother. GRAGKEDDON
I can never remember Aocs numbers worth a sh!t. 8 3 70 8 3 8 3 9 3 9 O7 382814 6 3 3 8 6 7526 I'm not talking about math. I mean phone numbers, PINs,
CRACKEDOON It's elementary? 211,3 343-4 5+1 3+3 I cannot do math without using my own digits
If you toss me something, I won't catch it. Ever. CRACKED
I LOVE WORD AND NUMBER- BASED PUZZLE GAMES, BUT STICK ONE OF THESE IN FRONT OF ME AND I WILL FAIL MISERABLY! LITERALLY A CHILD'S TOY! CRACKED CON
Although do know most places in my hometown, I'm still bad at giving directions. WAY THAT THIS WAY WAY ANOTHER Don't ask me how to arrive at your dest
T No matter how hard I try, I can barely shuffle a deck of cards. Every attempt turns into a clumsy mess. I'm bad so even my mother, who has arthritis
I'm late for everything. 8 2 Most people I know can get where they need CRACK to go on time, but it seems to be impossible for me. It's not that I thi
CRACKED CON I have no idea how people leave voicemails. I always wind up stammering and um Fuh-ing through the message and sound like a dope:
can't CRACKED order a drink at a bar without several minutes of rehearsal. The last time I tried, 0 was able to say vodka and Red Bull, please witho
My town just added a roundabout, and I can't figure out how it works. Just Like They Have in Europe! If I want to keep going straight, I need to chang
26 Basic Things That You Just Can't Seem To Master
For some reason, folding a shirt has always been a mystery to me. I've tried following many tutorials, and I still can't get the perfect neat fold. I
26 Basic Things That You Just Can't Seem To Master
Parallel parking is a total mystery to me: Unless I can Pull in front CRACL frst, there's no way I'LL get into a parking place
CRACKEDOON L I Still can't figure out how people can step onto an escalator without pausing. usuauly have to wait for two secondsy much to the annoya
CRACKEDc COM I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO SHAVE WITH A RAZOR WITHOUT SHREDDING MY NECK TO A RED, BUMPY, BLOODYMESS.
I just can't get the hang of how to jump rope. My rhythm is always off, the rope trips up my toes or hits my shins.
I can't swallow pills. Even after I tilt my head and guzzle about a gallon of water, I still have that stuck-in-my-throat feeling.
Before D sign any documents, I need to practice first on a different piece of paperooo rW SIGNVATURR ...just in case D mess up my OWN bloody signature
26 Basic Things That You Just Can't Seem To Master
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