15 Brian Regan Jokes for the Hall of Fame

“The lamest crime is loitering. You imagine a guy with a 30-page rap sheet that’s all loitering. What do you do with a guy like that? Throw him in jail, where he can’t go anywhere?”

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14 Times Crooks Escaped ... With (Accidental) Police Help

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14 Times Crooks Escaped ... With (Accidental) Police Help

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Some criminals are smart, some are lucky, and some succeed due to ridiculously incompetent behavior by the police. We're here to talk to you about that third thing. As it turns out, a startling amount of the time, the cops bungle their jobs so hard that Otis becomes Lex Luthor.

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