The English language is a funny thing. While we're able to perfectly communicate with other speakers, we can still find ourselves at a loss for the perfect word to get our point across. Thankfully, our readers have stepped up to the plate to fill in the blanks and we gave moistery cash to the winner.

Entry by RedRaspberry

CRAGKED0OT bleakfast  noun the first meal of the day consisting of cold leftovers from the night lbefore

Entry by j21

zeitgaffe CRACKED COM A cultural reference that is sufficiently inaccurate or outdated to demonstrate that the maker of the reference is out-of-touch

Entry by j21

Re: Obammacare is kiling the nation and is suck!!! and not only that lol but hes going to sell Us out to the french you know its alreddy hapening and

Entry by AM Smiley

Camoufanning OFF 60 Turn Past 10 40 80 MINUTES TYERMATIC Turning on a bathroom fan to muffle pooping noises.

Entry by luvthecubs

cinefalsity (sin-uh-fal-si-tee) noun 1. The spontaneous act of lying to someone about seeing a movie or TV show when you know damn well you haven't. C

Entry by Diasdiem

Sortamatopoeia- a word for something that doesn't make a sound, but if it did, would sound exactly like that word. Examples: Bling Slink Glisten CRACK

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