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Movies go through a lot of drafts in their early stages, and a few of them are bound to be terrible. But we had no idea how bafflingly weird some movies were originally going to be, until we asked readers to do some digging. And boy, did they find some turds.

So here are some cinematic disasters that we came thisclose to seeing in theaters:

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