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22 Tiny Changes That Would Turn Comedies Into Horror Movies
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They say there's a fine line between comedy and tragedy. Apparently, there's also a fine line between comedy and unrelenting horror.
We asked you to make small changes to some of our favorite comedies, rendering them into hellish nightmares. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...
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