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20 Rejected Names For Legendary Characters

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The Horrifying Scene They (Thankfully) Cut From 'The Martian'

The Horrifying Scene They (Thankfully) Cut From 'The Martian'

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6 Innocent Animals Who Are Secretly Nightmare Machines

34 Children's Books Updated for Modern Problems

We all had classic children's books in our childhood. But the morals and messages of those books don't really stand up to today's ever-changing cultural and technological landscape. We asked our readers to reach back to when they were kids, pull out a book, and update to reflect the times we live in now. Winner got $100 ....

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Entry by HelleTaylor

LEAKING NUDES IS MEAN 4 RUDE! ENTT 100 D Seuss CENTURY DrSeuss OF INAOTMATIOM

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Entry by Tim Babb

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Entry by krakenkraked

Giorgio Picodoro DAD IS NOT STUPID Postmodern irony FOR KIDS e7tih ditiol CRACKEDCON

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Entry by snack

Your Daddy nas A uggal CRAGKEDCON

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Entry by HeatherBlack

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Entry by Slacktoo

Twas the Night(s Before the Winter Solstice-tin festivals your family does or does not celebrate CLEMENONMOORE. FEATS WHAT STRENGCH Is KWANZA? THE HeL

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Entry by oryan

Does Mommy Love Pinterest More Than Me? Newberry Medal Winner CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Tim Babb

CRACKEDOONT Curious George LRUUA Loes His Healthcare Plan by MARGRET & P.A.REY

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Entry by FunkPumpkin

The SECRET GARDEN: Guerilla Pot Growing. for Kids

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Entry by DandyBerlin

Daisy doesn't want to be a burger By Peter Sheehan from a story by a vegan CRAGKEDCON

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Entry by Ruy Platt

Little Red Chatrouletting ood CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Jendrikkkk

O YOUu TEDDY! Written by Josh Hammington Illustrations by Lisa Sing CRACKED.CONT

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Entry by AzISeeIt

Louise fitzhugh HARRIET THE HACKER CRACKED.CON

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Entry by thekidnapper

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Entry by mightyzamfir

DINOSAUR roar! legislate! roar! VS. ECONOMIC OLLAPSE CRACKED CONT

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Entry by Jordan Rudow

CRACKEDCON HOP ALL IT BY READ Beginner Books ON TWO POPS Dr. Seuss By

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Entry by danduplant

Places CRACKED0O the Oh, YOu'I an Build Minecraft DRSeUSS Dr

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Mommy, Why is There a Porn Server in the House? Helping Your Child Understand the Amateur Adult Film Industry.

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Entry by dbzeus

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Entry by Rachel P.

#yolo My Big Book of HASHTAGS #swag CRACKEDCON

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Entry by oryan

The Very Bad Tweet By Jacqueline Wilson CRACKEDCON

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Entry by DandyBerlin

CRACKEDOON DADDY'S IN THE CLOSET written and illustrated by MERCER MAYER

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Entry by AzISeeIt

CRACKEDCON No, llovE you Winning more! at divorce

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CRACKED GO LIama Llama the TSA Touched You That Way Because of Osama

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Entry by Sara Ohlms

Student Debt Mommy's is Yours Now! ~IZlustrated by Mike Gordon CRACKEDCOMT

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Entry by luvthecubs

34 Children's Books Updated for Modern Problems

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Entry by bazooka

CRACKED.COM We Help 4-20 Daddy Acapulco Gold Book

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Entry by seino

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Entry by luvthecubs

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