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34 Children's Books Updated for Modern Problems

We all had classic children's books in our childhood. But the morals and messages of those books don't really stand up to today's ever-changing cultural and technological landscape. We asked our readers to reach back to when they were kids, pull out a book, and update to reflect the times we live in now. Winner got $100 ....

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Entry by HelleTaylor

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Entry by Tim Babb

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Entry by krakenkraked

Giorgio Picodoro DAD IS NOT STUPID Postmodern irony FOR KIDS e7tih ditiol CRACKEDCON

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Your Daddy nas A uggal CRAGKEDCON

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Entry by HeatherBlack

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Entry by Slacktoo

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Entry by oryan

Does Mommy Love Pinterest More Than Me? Newberry Medal Winner CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Tim Babb

CRACKEDOONT Curious George LRUUA Loes His Healthcare Plan by MARGRET & P.A.REY

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Entry by FunkPumpkin

The SECRET GARDEN: Guerilla Pot Growing. for Kids

34 Children's Books Updated for Modern Problems

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Entry by DandyBerlin

Daisy doesn't want to be a burger By Peter Sheehan from a story by a vegan CRAGKEDCON

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Entry by Ruy Platt

Little Red Chatrouletting ood CRACKEDCON

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Entry by Jendrikkkk

O YOUu TEDDY! Written by Josh Hammington Illustrations by Lisa Sing CRACKED.CONT

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Louise fitzhugh HARRIET THE HACKER CRACKED.CON

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Entry by Jordan Rudow

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Entry by danduplant

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Mommy, Why is There a Porn Server in the House? Helping Your Child Understand the Amateur Adult Film Industry.

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Entry by dbzeus

34 Children's Books Updated for Modern Problems

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Entry by Rachel P.

#yolo My Big Book of HASHTAGS #swag CRACKEDCON

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Entry by oryan

The Very Bad Tweet By Jacqueline Wilson CRACKEDCON

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Entry by DandyBerlin

CRACKEDOON DADDY'S IN THE CLOSET written and illustrated by MERCER MAYER

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Entry by AzISeeIt

CRACKEDCON No, llovE you Winning more! at divorce

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CRACKED GO LIama Llama the TSA Touched You That Way Because of Osama

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Entry by Sara Ohlms

Student Debt Mommy's is Yours Now! ~IZlustrated by Mike Gordon CRACKEDCOMT

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Entry by luvthecubs

34 Children's Books Updated for Modern Problems

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Entry by bazooka

CRACKED.COM We Help 4-20 Daddy Acapulco Gold Book

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34 Children's Books Updated for Modern Problems

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Entry by seino

how to Is this your new girlfriend? Dad likes this! un friend Your dad without hurting his feelings Written by Gery Baboona Illustrated by Gellyhair

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Entry by luvthecubs

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Entry by Happy_Apathy

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