A lot of idiotic patents make it all the way to production, and society ends up worse for it. We asked our readers to show us the idiotic patents that would actually help improve things. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by HaywireLiar

No. 34981230 Patented 3/30/2012 Traffic Jam Blue Shell Angry Driver b Phone Driver Blue Shell bi 1 Blue Shel1 bl Cell phone c1 Targeting c1 Camera c

Entry by Ricky2Dope

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Entry by John Mulroy

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Entry by Hans_Solo

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Entry by mightyzamfir

Device To Prevent Automobile Cut-off Fid.1 Pig.2 (closed) (open Right) Fig.3: side View (Open Left) In the event of a cut off scenario: 1. Driver ac

Entry by El Zoof

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