If You Could Tell Companies One Thing About Their Products

It seems like the things that frustrate us the most about the products we use are the things that never change. It's as if the people making this stuff don't use it themselves. We go ahead and tell them that you're all thinking about their products.
If You Could Tell Companies One Thing About Their Products

It seems like the things that frustrate us the most about the products we use are the things that never change. It's as if the people making this stuff don't use it themselves. We asked our readers to go ahead and tell them what we're all thinking about their products. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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