If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back
Examining the terrifying existential implications of 'Toy Story's sentient dolls and action figures. But gadgets are the species of sentient inanimate object that would probably make things the most powerfully weird for the modern world.
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We've had a lot of fun examining the terrifying existential implications of Toy Story's sentient dolls and action figures. But gadgets are the species of sentient inanimate object that would probably make things the most powerfully weird for the modern world. We asked you to show us why. The winner is below, but first the runners up.
![You see the way she was lookin' at us? Yeah... BRRuO Brevils I'm not sure 0 Wo she knows what we do. CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/3/9/163839.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKED.com WHAT CAN SAY HAT ISM'T OBUIOUS2](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/4/3/163443.jpg?v=1)
![ORACKEDcO COM DON'T BE IMPRESSED. SHE PUT ME IN THAT BABY ROCKING CHAIR WHILE GETTING BONED BY YOUR BEST FRIEND. OOPS, DID SAY THAT OUT LOUD? bh 515](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/3/8/163838.jpg?v=1)
![If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/8/3/5/163835.gif?v=1)
![MPPH! MPPPH! MMPPPH! ...UGH.. KILL ME... KILL ME... CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/7/0/163470.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDcO I've had it! If that bastard TTHETTE even lays a finger on me.... Oh shut up. You'll never leave. sLap Cary](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/6/9/163469.jpg?v=1)
![Again? He should be avoiding that. Trust me. Well, thanks for the heads up, anyway. Any time, bud. CRAGKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/6/8/163468.jpg?v=1)
![If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/6/7/163467.gif?v=1)
![If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/6/4/163464.gif?v=1)
![...and it was flaccid! Who the hell does he think he's going to impress with a limp breakfast link? The ego was mightier, that's for sure. You talk ab](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/6/1/163461.jpg?v=1)
![If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/5/9/163459.gif?v=1)
![If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/5/6/163456.gif?v=1)
![WHAT STGHTS Ha! T HAVE TO SROW YOU! Ugh, I did NOT sign up to display this shit. Oh, I know! My assport feels like the mouth of madness.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/5/5/163455.jpg?v=1)
![HE'S NEVER I'M THROWN ! EAT I HAVE THE ONE ANY OF YOU PUBIC HAIR. IT THE WORST. WHO GETS THE AGAINST ANYBODY WAY HE ALL THE THE STARES BREATH HAS WANN](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/5/3/163453.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKED Com That's it Josh, just unplug me and plug me back in again. Can't you see I'm too old for this Josh? A Just let me die. rocnor You kiddin? J](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/4/8/163448.jpg?v=1)
![GRAGKED0O CoN Can you believe how much this paper sucks? I know, right? I'm not gonna print this shit.](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/4/7/163447.jpg?v=1)
![...Then he burns the toast! Twice! So he just... threw it out?!? 25 That son of a bitch!](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/5/8/163458.jpg?v=1)
![So LONELY. So COLD. RAY CRACKED COM](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/photoshop/4/4/5/163445.jpg?v=1)