Why Won't Americans Drink Tea?

Americans love waking up to gulp down as much jitter juice as they can get their hands on. But why is the only cold brew we like from a bean and not a leaf?

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We've had a lot of fun examining the terrifying existential implications of Toy Story's sentient dolls and action figures. But gadgets are the species of sentient inanimate object that would probably make things the most powerfully weird for the modern world. We asked you to show us why. The winner is below, but first the runners up.

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If Gadgets Talked S#!% Behind Your Back
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