If Famous Products Were Honest About their Original Uses

Some of our most useful products were stupid accidents. We asked you to show us what some other modern products were originally supposed to be used for.
If Famous Products Were Honest About their Original Uses

As we've mentioned before, some of our most useful products were stupid accidents. We asked you to show us what some other modern products were originally supposed to be used for. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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