Don't try to deny it -- you've had those violent daydreams occur when the guy in front of you at the Hardee's can't decide if he wants three burgers or four. Fact of the matter is that we all tend to mentally inflict punishments upon those who apparently can't carry out the simplest tasks. We asked you to show us those punishments. Winner got 50 bucks, but first the runners up ...

Entry by HexxxySexxxy

16 Appropriate Punishments for Everyday Annoyances

Entry by j21

16 Appropriate Punishments for Everyday Annoyances

Entry by Tea-Qualizer

AM your 7:14 30 committed Mac ATET just L have Superior violation. You locked 1000th verbal be now will finished Douchebaa have iphone biography You

Entry by Rinato

CRACKEDCON CUSTOMER RETAIL VIOLATION Madame: Team Sir or Dear Management Center to your Shopping in response of our The ticket one this around issued

Entry by HaywireLiar

GRACKEDC COM ova hovahs tnesses

Get the Cracked Daily Newsletter!

We've got your morning reading covered.


There are FOUR contests for you to choose from. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

Forgot Password?